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looking at toilet paper after wiping
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 16, 2017 at 9:17 pm (This post was last modified: May 17, 2017 at 12:23 pm by vorlon13.)
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 16, 2017 at 9:20 pm
As old as you are, I thought you would use a handkerchief for blowing your nose.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 16, 2017 at 9:24 pm
(May 16, 2017 at 9:20 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: As old as you are, I thought you would use a handkerchief for blowing your nose.

Or papyrus...

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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 16, 2017 at 10:11 pm (This post was last modified: May 16, 2017 at 10:36 pm by emjay.)
For that one vorly, you've just won my vote in next year's member awards for funniest member Wink Pure classic Big Grin but also, of course, eww Wink
(May 16, 2017 at 9:08 pm)Luckie Wrote: Are you fucking kidding me, Catholic Lady? Is this forum just a giant joke to you?? You like to badmouth us to other Christians in open forum so I assume you do behind closed doors. Which is fine, whatever, but this thread is a joke and I think it's just disrespectful. Would you post this in your Catholic forums? If not, why not???? And why do you think it's acceptable for us, are we just your shit post forum or what? You don't see others in this forum posting shit posts.
I've wanted to know this since you arrived. Why do you think it's acceptable to be so crude? Are you doing it just to make fun of us who do respond, to your buddies??? Dodgy

Well, tell me to butt out if you want Luckie, but FWIW here's my take on it: I don't understand it, but I'm used to it, and I don't think she means any disrespect or would bad mouth to anyone about whatever was said here. Nor do I think it disrespects the forum itself because ultimately she's always the instigator ie it's her thing and it's known as her thing... not an AF thing. That's just my take, but butting out now..
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 16, 2017 at 10:57 pm (This post was last modified: May 17, 2017 at 12:24 pm by vorlon13.)
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 16, 2017 at 11:03 pm
(May 16, 2017 at 2:04 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: When you wipe your butt after number 2, do you look at the toilet paper each time and keep wiping until it comes out clean?


Definitely.  The only way a hirsute gentleman can be sure he's through.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 16, 2017 at 11:04 pm (This post was last modified: May 16, 2017 at 11:07 pm by emjay.)
Did you really have to quote that Min? Tongue... some people are using a mobile here and it takes about five minutes to get to the bottom of the page Wink
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 16, 2017 at 11:12 pm
Excellent Smile
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 16, 2017 at 11:15 pm
(May 16, 2017 at 9:08 pm)Luckie Wrote: Are you fucking kidding me, Catholic Lady? Is this forum just a giant joke to you?? You like to badmouth us to other Christians in open forum so I assume you do behind closed doors. Which is fine, whatever, but this thread is a joke and I think it's just disrespectful. Would you post this in your Catholic forums? If not, why not???? And why do you think it's acceptable for us, are we just your shit post forum or what? You don't see others in this forum posting shit posts.
I've wanted to know this since you arrived. Why do you think it's acceptable to be so crude? Are you doing it just to make fun of us who do respond, to your buddies??? Dodgy


Seriously?  I guess my irreverence is so thorough going that I'm genuinely happy for any theist who can get the stick out their butt and let their hair down a bit.  Remember those poor bastards believe there is a cosmic snoop watching them masturubate and noting how they wipe.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 16, 2017 at 11:16 pm
Lol, I assumed she was just joking...
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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