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June 7, 2017 at 11:56 pm
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(June 7, 2017 at 11:47 pm)Fireball Wrote: [raises hand] I'll bedazzle your vulva! In fact, if the shaving and gluing cause some sort of blood flow to that area, I'll be more than happy to accommodate anything else you desire, at that point! At least, if I was 20 years younger and could still handle the traffic. [/horndog] At least you sound like you know the anatomy. Your hired! You can be my first stylist in our new vajayjay salon  Just need to see some of your work first.
I was a born-again christian for many years then I got woke.. and now life is better in so many ways. It's taking me time to see my value and find my voice, but the reward is liberating knowing my path is not dictated or controlled by fear of death and the unknown. Casting off the shackles of religion is pretty fucking awesome. The beautiful people I've met on this forum have more heart and compassion than any group of people I've been apart of. So back off Jesus and followers, because this bitch is done with Chu. 
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RE: Member Photos
June 8, 2017 at 12:57 am
(June 7, 2017 at 11:47 pm)Fireball Wrote: [raises hand] I'll bedazzle your vulva! In fact, if the shaving and gluing cause some sort of blood flow to that area, I'll be more than happy to accommodate anything else you desire, at that point! At least, if I was 20 years younger and could still handle the traffic. [/horndog]
Fireman! Who are we kidding! At our age we use it exclusively for pissing with! 
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RE: Member Photos
June 8, 2017 at 2:52 am
(June 7, 2017 at 11:47 pm)Fireball Wrote: [raises hand] I'll bedazzle your vulva! In fact, if the shaving and gluing cause some sort of blood flow to that area, I'll be more than happy to accommodate anything else you desire, at that point! At least, if I was 20 years younger and could still handle the traffic. [/horndog]
Vulva? Don't you mean uvula?
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RE: Member Photos
June 8, 2017 at 10:56 am
(June 8, 2017 at 2:52 am)pocaracas Wrote: (June 7, 2017 at 11:47 pm)Fireball Wrote: [raises hand] I'll bedazzle your vulva! In fact, if the shaving and gluing cause some sort of blood flow to that area, I'll be more than happy to accommodate anything else you desire, at that point! At least, if I was 20 years younger and could still handle the traffic. [/horndog]
Vulva? Don't you mean uvula?
Uvulas get a speckling of pearls. 
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RE: Member Photos
June 8, 2017 at 2:18 pm
Shaved it all off after a long while
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RE: Member Photos
June 8, 2017 at 4:05 pm
If I were still single and dating I might try putting some stickers on my willy just to impress the ladies.
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RE: Member Photos
June 8, 2017 at 4:12 pm
(June 8, 2017 at 2:18 pm)pool the matey Wrote: Shaved it all off after a long while
You don't look like you.
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RE: Member Photos
June 8, 2017 at 4:19 pm
(June 8, 2017 at 4:12 pm)J a c k Wrote: (June 8, 2017 at 2:18 pm)pool the matey Wrote: Shaved it all off after a long while
You don't look like you.
Very nice you don't happen to be asian do you? Id like to be attracted to all races
I was a born-again christian for many years then I got woke.. and now life is better in so many ways. It's taking me time to see my value and find my voice, but the reward is liberating knowing my path is not dictated or controlled by fear of death and the unknown. Casting off the shackles of religion is pretty fucking awesome. The beautiful people I've met on this forum have more heart and compassion than any group of people I've been apart of. So back off Jesus and followers, because this bitch is done with Chu.
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June 8, 2017 at 10:52 pm
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J A C K Wrote:You don't look like you.
my beard superpowers 
Jamie Wrote:Very nice
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Quote: you don't happen to be asian do you?
I'm not even sure honestly. Mom is predominantly black, dad's as white as they come and they're both from India.
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RE: Member Photos
June 8, 2017 at 11:00 pm
(June 8, 2017 at 4:05 pm)Whateverist Wrote: If I were still single and dating I might try putting some stickers on my willy just to impress the ladies.
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