Banned for being unchallenging...

Banned for not respecting purple enough!

Banned for giving purple more respect than it deserves.

Banned for an unimaginative ban.
Couldn't you have been showing solidarity with exploited purple producing snails or something?
There's the royal angle, you might not be worthy to appreciate purple.
This thread has gotten so boring.

Banned for complaining about how boring a thread has become and yet posting in it at the same time.

(July 27, 2011 at 7:42 am)Tiberius Wrote: Banned for complaining about how boring a thread has become and yet posting in it at the same time.

I lessoned the boringness by thinking about an alternative response to purpleness.
It's like pong I ban you for having five toes, I ban you for banning me for having five toes.
The thread gives the opportunity for whit and creativity, do some some people not recognise this and think anything will do?

I don't get jazz, those guys are just fucken about, metal is just mindless noise, bet I could make my mark there.

Banned for:
- Being a pudding
- Disrespecting other people's bans
- Suggesting metal is "mindless"
- Forgetting to ban the loser above you
- Misspelling "lessened". If you misspell more than 0% of the words in a post, you might make crazy pedantic people like me throw a hissyfit and smash their computer up. This hastens the end of the universe. You should feel bad about that.
- Whit and wit mean different things. Whit is a noun, so I'm pretty sure you didn't mean that one.
- Trying to make a thread less boring

(July 27, 2011 at 10:59 am)edk141 Wrote: Banned for:
- Being a pudding
- Disrespecting other people's bans
- Suggesting metal is "mindless"
- Forgetting to ban the loser above you
- Misspelling "lessened". If you misspell more than 0% of the words in a post, you might make crazy pedantic people like me throw a hissyfit and smash their computer up. This hastens the end of the universe. You should feel bad about that.
- Whit and wit mean different things. Whit is a noun, so I'm pretty sure you didn't mean that one.
- Trying to make a thread less boring

Thanks for the wit thing, I may remember that in the morning.
I ban you for this
Suggesting metal is "mindless"
I don't fully understand metal so I wouldn't insult people who are infused by it by marketing a stupid noise and expecting acclaim.
OK the ban thread is Grog and Krug bouncing inanities and the occasional I love you Grog/Krug.
I ban you to a comfortable chair for eternity.

Banned for holding your arms at your side!

Can't rock out like that... fix it

(July 27, 2011 at 1:58 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Banned for holding your arms at your side!

Can't rock out like that... fix it

Banned for "rocking out" by literally being a rock.