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time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
#71
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
(July 25, 2017 at 2:09 pm)Youwait Wrote: the good news for you my beloved hell bound atheists I have four six packs of beer and a couple of joints and i feel empowered by piety and blessed right now after having just finished reciting surat Al Tongue with my blond and blue eyed slave woman as she sat on my face as i darted my tongue back and forth and thisa way and thata way . . She is happy and satisfied and is dozing off.  “ If Allah made anything better than pussy he must have kept it for himself .”. That’s basically surat Al Tongue . Gabriel e mailed it to me from high above . Say , I testify there is but one pussy maker and youwait is his prophet .  

Lets chat .say surat Al Tongue two times first though. .

the haddith is in : 1) Mustadrak al Sahihain akhbar fi fadail al quran joomla, 2) Sahih Muslim, Kitab salat al musafirin bab fadel qirat al quran surat al baqarah 3) Musnad al imam ahmed

this off the top of my head. I don’t have the books. But the shit is there in  those three.  

it falls under what is historically referred to in the Islamic narrative as " The ordeal of the creation of the quran "  the question to be answered, with dire consequences such as your head getting separated from your torso if you answered wrong, is : " Is the Quran created or uncreated "  . if you answered uncreated your head stayed during the reign of three caliphs if i recall correctly . During the reign of the rest of the other caliphs your head came off if you answered created . this is excluding shiite .

the translation I pointed out touches on that but in the context of translation and scope .an expansive and rigorous treatment is possible though because the translation cites the references. I'm writing from memory .  

Another thing , watch out for the language . The actual question is :"Is the quran created or qadeem?" Qadeem means old . you can work with uncreated as your base translation for qadeem for now.

Qadeem figure out when islam is supposed to supplant Christianity . the quran is actually modeled in Islam to fit the Christian description of its Satan - the guy they call Lucifer , the devil . You supplant something with the opposite to it . That how they went about it . . so from a Christian perspective you can say the quran is the Word of Lucifer on the tablet in hell . Once the quran becomes flesh then you got Lucifer as a “person” in the technical philosophical sense of those times , like based on Hellenic shit. The quran becomes flesh and disputes with whom ? Jesus of the Christian of course . Christian word became flesh so Islam word  gets to become flesh and all things being equal, the battle for heaven is not yet finished.  so that’s how you grabble with Gaddeem .,   .  

The Vatican maintains allah is also the Christian god except Muslims are using the wrong instrument. Why I’m not sure rather not venture too much with catholic theologians. maybe conflict with the ten commandments.

Here something you might find in interesting. The Arab before IsIam when they circled the kaaba they chanted Allah has no partners except those partners whom he owns but do not own him. This makes sense if you believe in a god. Because you’re partner with god on those attributes such as love and mercy for example., in lesser degree of course but nonetheless a partner . so to say Allah has no partners is saying he is who ? Satan of course .  

To me two religions can not co exit .  a new mythology is needed . Atheists ? Atheists break rank on the battle field and they flee. Muslims today are more show than fight . Christians do not flee . Fierce on the battle field .  if 'you're  going to replace them you gonna need a soldier better than them.  why is the need ? because war and mayhem is a condition of man .in this respect you gonna need me the original semite .  i delight in the smell and taste  of scorched burning metal , barbecued human flesh , rotten corpses . i know the smell of blood . i smell it in myself .

I'm the desert Aab . the real deal. those non arab Muslims’ are not . those are the slaves we dragged with our religion throughout the centuries .they are religion, I'm bigger . I'm culture . I am the culture . culture supersedes , and eclipses religion.  I'm the Saracen that terrorized the lands and now have my slaves and minions doing the work albeit in very unsatisfactory way . I'm disgusted with them . disgrace. punks .

You also need to consider production . check capitulation buffer zones between the Ottomans and Christian Europe where Muslims and Christian lived along side each other but in different zones each under their respective jurisdiction. When the zones were disbanded the Christian zones were wealthier even though the resources were the same ...

One of the two main tenets of Christianity that gave it the advantage has to be incorporated in the future mythology . its that the world was created in a rational order . absent that and science will come to halt .

By contrast Islam at its height sought to rig up a world without causality. That was in the 15th century . like the verse it posted in this thread. It speaks to “what” Belief is rooted in Allah , in what . Ibn Rushed got in trouble trying to ascribe cotton burning to natural causes . Al Ghazzalie thugs said Allah burned the cotton and won the day and Averroes was made to stand at the mosque gate and every worshiper spat in his face . in the same century bishop Robert grosetteste was refining and defining the “scientific method “.

So  between Christian “why” versus Muslims “what” . why , science. What , Allah.

Catholic doctrine stands on very solid philosophical grounds . hard to debunk them on this particular point . you can try but you won’t get far .

 it posts a verse. it talks back to me . I who is its master.  . you know there was a time when it was forbidden for non Arab Muslim to ride a horse and an Arab walks . he had to dismount and hand over his horse to the arab or his heads comes off .i tell you such is the treachery of times.  it talks back to me . there a was a time when I took off it heads for no reason but for it existing . its existence is an affront to me . Back then  we house our arab troops separately in garrisons so they don’t get contaminated. no contact with the roaches . you want to become a Muslim? sorrry no can do . in the beginning only  arabs could . and this thing  it talks to me about permission. allah is god to it not me  . I'm the god of allah .

the verse has nothing to do with permission. this has nothing to do with permission . its culture . you come to me and you want to borrow my camle. I tell you do not have my permission , be reasonable. I offer you something , lets say a blond and blue eyed damsel . you say to me take the fucking camel .

allah doesn't give his permission means I go rob a caravan and kidnap me a few blond blue eyed sweethearts and after i ravish them i take them and give them to Qathem the greedy sob and Qathem says Allah gives you his permission. you can become a Muslim and join the gang .

but look if i am bad ass and qathem is scared of me , then I’m what  they call in the Islamic narrative Mo'alaf . those are the arabs qathem paid off to become Muslims and stay Muslims. . pay me qathem and i’ be Muslim and not take off your head . .you better pay up Allah or i take off your head . . cheap ass deity.

And qathem was scared shitless of the desert arab . he knew we would sneak in at nite and take off his stupid  head and disappear in the vast desert if he didn't pay . so he  bad mouthed us, desert arab this and desert arab that .don't ever trust them and shit .but  he didn't open his big mouth when we walked into the tent . the rest of crab had to shut up and not ask question. but not the desert arab. we walked in and said what the fuck we want to say and pussy sat there quiet and didn't say shit . .

Abu Sufain  . After his son Yazzid butchered Qathems's family he turned around and said :" Hasim has played with the Mul'k . No knowledge came or inspiration was bestwoed " . the two tribes of yathrib screwed with the legacy to get over  . that’s all.

one time the two tribes put out a call so we all assembled from the desert and whatever and we did the job kill everything that walks and crawls and took the pretty women and what not  . then qathem the theif tries to cheat. he almost got dead that time. we grabbed him by his throat till his eyes  popped out and he started begging like a sissy . punk split shit right after that .

the verse is  how we talk. who we are . its how we do business . the author of the translation refers to it as keys . he is been diplomatic . he is an academician . he has to wtach out for himslef . but such keys are rife in the quran to be keys  . in surat al baqara , it says outlandish shit and then turns aroud and says you know the truth or something to the effect to ponder what was just said before you unsheathe your swords and take off my head.so that is how you look at the verse. Allah doesn’t give permission not untill u pay the shit head .that’s it ends with reason. Reason it . i you reason it then  what  do get nurture. It mostly nurture. U nurture the child from early on to be asshole for exmple. plenty such keys in quran .
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we sit in the tent and we bargain. we say a whole lot of shit and make all kind of bullshit claims but then we say but you know whats up . today  the shit has gone over the heads of the its of today world . they think shit is for real .
 
and then it says  heavy accent talking about me . it talks as such about me , I, who gave it a religion , who gave it an identity . I ask you how would you feel if you were in my place ? but I'm patient despite the treachery of times and it is dear to me that no grief be seen in me lest a cockroach  gloats .

I’m saying culture has to be factored in. And I’m trying to keep it light . not go too deep
Don’t forget to pray now surat the tongue

Yep troll,

You want to fuck blondies, excuse your pedo religion and treat women like shit. That's your mental dysfunction.

Come here and do it and meet my shotgun.

Boring people are sadly safe on the internet.

Grow up and read a book other than the F'ukran.
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#72
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
Quote: Abu Sufain  . After his son Yazzid butchered Qathems's family he turned around and said :" Hasim has played with the Mul'k . No knowledge came or inspiration was bestwoed " . the two tribes of yathrib screwed with the legacy to get over  . that’s all.

Only a Muslim with Shiite affiliation would spread propaganda about Abu Sufian in 2017.
I mean what's the big deal? Ahlu Al Bayt as they call themselves; got crushed. Quraish just beat the holy hell out of them. Abu Sufyan and his kids were badasses.
This is disgusting. I mean, Islamic history is full of sick people. From Ali to Abu Sufian, to Shiites to Sunnies.

Literally the Islamic generations by a majority, sucked. They could've build something awesome; but didn't.

Especially Shiites who worship Ali, and Sunnies who worship Bukhari.
"The Turbans of glory".

In case you were a Shiite; remember Khumainy's smell.
In case you were a Sunni; remember Bukhari's smell.
In both cases; and in other cases; get a life, loser.
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#73
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
The current Koran and hadiths are fakes. You can easily determine they are fakes by the words used in them. For example, take the word "Friday". That word didn't exist until around the 12 Century. One thing is for sure and that is there were no universal days of the week across the world in the 7th Century. A guy in any part of the Middle East would be totally clueless about what some guy in any part of Europe thought was the day of the week. So it's silly to think that the Arab muslims have held their holy day on Fridays since 620 A.D.
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#74
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
If you shoot me with the shotgun shoot me from the neck down so I can still look good to my blond blue eyed pussy

But note how it thinks. i said Allah is a dummy and it says i’m shiite affiliated . it’s unbalanced . reason doesn’t get you anywhere. it works by selectiveness and blocking . Note more important it believes in as in its words ,”they could have build something awesome .” Aha!

One issue in the profile used is the claim that it frequents extremists sites and that’s how it becomes radicalized. but it is in an atheist site. It is in the bars getting pissed. Here it is evidently very frustrated by what it sees as stupid Muslims. Then everyone is shocked the nice kid from around the corner went and blew himself up and others into smithereens.

Parents going nuts as to what happened. All over a sudden it disappeared and reappeared is in Syria .
What’s it all about Alfie ?

Who pushed humpty dumpty over?

It is unable to detect the key in the verse. The other I now make is in the way it is meant to be governed. How did the Sultan and ulema(clerics)rule it in the past?

Home work for you....short response more tasking,eh? go ahead , u can play to
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#75
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
(July 26, 2017 at 4:14 am)Youwait Wrote: Who pushed humpty dumpty over?

Accountability. Responsibility.
Humpty Dumpty fell by himself.
No one else is required. The dumbass did it to himself.

It is known that half the population isn't very bright. That's a huge pool of future broken egg shells.

The system is designed to appeal to as many as possible... but that leaves out the fringes... the very dumb (who get recruited by anyone wanting to take advantage of cheap meat) and the very smart (who just don't care... thus showing they're not so smart after all).

What we should be doing is blurring out all these divergences, while keeping the geographical cultural identities intact, as much as possible.

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The global village will become a reality, sooner or later. Religion has ensured that it will be as late as possible. Reason and secularism are the best route to a worldwide peaceful humanity.
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#76
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
(July 22, 2017 at 2:37 pm)Youwait Wrote: ... mucho qurans ...

Lost my shit right there.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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#77
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
Yes please , come in . take off your clothes.

There there is another it , albeit this time one manufactured by the West. A programmed robot by the West who passe the class of the culturally lobotomized.
It’s not fringe ,not if you go by the surveys and studies. Latest survey in the west and places like Egypt don’t say fringe.


But you see how It lives in never never land. Delusional

The west is a distinct civilization. Its’ commitment to cultural pluralism has been stretched thin throughout its history ,often times at the cost  of tens of millions getting butchered. But it was kept together every time . but the thing to note it was rigged for Christian based mind set . put those mind sets together in large number and it is okay and encouraged for them to differ economically, politically, socially, religiously, etc.. Its mark of western of freedom . Unanimity is forbidden and anyone who calls for unanimity is suspected of trying to subvert the institution of a free society .

The question is......throwing Islam in the midst will it be the monkey wrench that unravels the “West”. And so that i can get all the blond blue eyed sweethearts and  then lay them  on the desert sand and then get up on my camel and then dive down into them and ravish them ?

Use arguments from historical basis. Like try to stop being a stupid conceited cocksucker like saying half population is dumb, specially when you’re dumber than a camel with Arabic gum stuffed between the ears. The problem with you people you’re conceited . islam is designed to be aided by secularism. It thrives on it. you thin you can handle it . you can not

Straying off topic  ,see you in coupe of days.

With love and admiration  

help Sal find  shit please ..hang in the there Sal .shit on the way
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#78
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
Wow...this thread ...
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#79
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
(July 26, 2017 at 4:14 am)Youwait Wrote: If you shoot me with the shotgun shoot me from the neck down so I can still look good to my blond blue eyed pussy
Why are you trying so hard?
Go pay a whore. Many have natural blonde hair. Some even wear blue contacts!
Just have the guts. Stop giving people headaches.

Quote: But note how it thinks
No.
Quote:reason doesn’t get you anywhere

Let me guess: you got rejected by the pussy with blue eyes?
Or you failed a semester (again)?

Quote:Parents going nuts as to what happened. All over a sudden it disappeared and reappeared is in Syria .

You're not "deep"; and your attempt to appear "deep" is pathetic.


Quote:Who pushed humpty dumpty over?

You're asking me?

Quote:It is unable to detect the key in the verse. The other I now make is in the way it is meant to be governed. How did the Sultan and ulema(clerics)rule it in the past?

Because you keep remembering "Abu Sufyan" like a good Shiite.
Don't.

And you don't seem crazy BTW. You seem desperate.
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#80
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Islam schmizlam. Youwait, you're starting to really suck at this.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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