(September 12, 2014 at 12:53 pm)Elskidor Wrote:

(September 12, 2014 at 12:24 pm)LarissaAnn Wrote: The Other Boleyn Girl...no offense Natalie Portman lol

I hate that movie. My grandmother told me she had traced are family origins and found a direct link to Ann Boleyn, so I had to watch it. How bad could out be? I couldn't even sit through it and left the theater before it ended.

Ugh I'm a huge Tudor history fan and the historical inaccuracies in that movie are just atrocious, I swear the director and the author of the book spit on Anne Boleyn's grave with both projects.

I liked Black Swan. Does that make me a bad person?

I mean Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis... Come on!

Do we get to include movies that are so bad they're kinda good in this thread? If that's the case, I can think of a few. Like this one: Megashark vs. Giant Octopus. Observe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUS91CkTN74

Amélie (2001) is the worst movie I've seen. It's just so trying to be cute that it's disgusting. I mean I don't see any point of this movie but to be a puppy of cinema.

Worst movie I didn't see but only tried is "Transformers 3". That movie is truly anti-cinema. I guess Hollywood makes these movies to lower the bar on other movies, because for years after that movie when ever some SF movie came out it's main defense was "Well it's not Transformers", like "Interstellar" among others.

Buried.

Absolute pile of horseshit.

I didn't realise how old this thread was.
I was like, omg psychoslice is back, how did that happen. :-)

The Hunger Games and Catching Fire. Isn't a heroine supposed to do, like, heroic stuff?

Honestly, at this point, I think this may be the worst movie ever made:






The only reason I'm not sure this is the worst movie I've ever seen is that I don't even think this counts as a proper movie, especially given that it seems like two-thirds of it's just footage of the 1964 Pittsburgh Thanksgiving Day parade with an insanely overexcited commentator, and the rest of it's just some shit the (anonymous) filmmakers shot so they could pad its length to 52 minutes and release it to theaters (presumably for a kid's matinee) for reasons known only to them.

If this doesn't count as a movie, then I still stand by my earlier claim that Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is the worst ever.

It comes at night.

If you want to know what it's about just watch the trailer. Watching the movie makes the plot no more clear.

If I haven't already answered this thread, the worst I've seen has been Abrams' first abject attempt to reboot the Star Trek franchise (yes, yes I know the second is worse, I haven't seen it. And frankly the third only scrapes in as better than V because they managed to get Scorpius as the villain). And I've seen (the MST3K version of) Manos, the hands of fate.