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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 2:19 pm
(September 6, 2017 at 1:53 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: (September 6, 2017 at 1:51 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: Meh... if it went far enough for her to stick herself out the window, I'd say it was far enough already and close the damn window. In the morning I can be just as shocked if it were discovered an anonymous angry neighbor had thrown poop at our window... I mean nobody is gonna run a dna test on it, right?
maybe dust it for prints . . . .
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 2:29 pm
(September 6, 2017 at 2:19 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: (September 6, 2017 at 1:53 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: maybe dust it for prints . . . .
Isn't tasting the norm? Atleast that's what I saw in the movies
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 2:35 pm
pre or post excretion ?
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 7:05 pm
(September 6, 2017 at 1:22 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Wow LOL.
I actually feel terrible for her. I mean, could you imagine taking a dump at the house of someone you're on a first date with and the toilet won't flush down your poop?
I probably would have tried to do something similar lol. Scoop the poop up with a bag and get rid of it somehow so my date doesn't see my turd.
You are so funny!
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 7:34 pm
Why couldn't she cut it up with a skewer like everybody else does and then just flush it away? 
Anyway, I'm inviting everyone over for a BBQ this weekend. I'm cooking kebabs!
Who's interested!
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 7:48 pm
(This post was last modified: September 6, 2017 at 7:51 pm by Catholic_Lady.)
(September 6, 2017 at 7:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: (September 6, 2017 at 1:22 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Wow LOL.
I actually feel terrible for her. I mean, could you imagine taking a dump at the house of someone you're on a first date with and the toilet won't flush down your poop?
I probably would have tried to do something similar lol. Scoop the poop up with a bag and get rid of it somehow so my date doesn't see my turd.
You are so funny!
Thankfully I've never been that unlucky. The closest I ever got to something like that was when I took a huge poop at my best friend's house back in high school. And by huge poop I mean it wasn't just a nice, healthy log. It was half log and half mushy diarrhea type poop. Anyway, the toilet didn't flush and her dad had to go in there with that awful poop and unclog everything.
I was 17. That was embarrassing.
Also, I've once clogged the toilet with poop and toilet paper and when I flushed it overflowed out of the toilet. There was poop water with nuggets of turd floating on the bathroom floor. But thankfully that was at my own house.
(September 6, 2017 at 10:49 am)CapnAwesome Wrote: Lol, I've had weirder dates.
Sounds fascinating. You know you have to share now, right?
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 11:34 pm
WTF??
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 7, 2017 at 1:48 am
I'm beginning to understand your fetish.
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 7, 2017 at 2:00 am
(September 6, 2017 at 1:22 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Wow LOL.
I actually feel terrible for her. I mean, could you imagine taking a dump at the house of someone you're on a first date with and the toilet won't flush down your poop?
I probably would have tried to do something similar lol. Scoop the poop up with a bag and get rid of it somehow so my date doesn't see my turd.
I'm under the impression yours are rather fetching and beguiling.
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 7, 2017 at 2:04 am
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(September 6, 2017 at 2:19 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: (September 6, 2017 at 1:53 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: maybe dust it for prints . . . .
Isn't tasting the norm? Atleast that's what I saw in the movies
I suppose a positive ID would entail using that dental molding compound stuff to make an impression of a possible culprit rectum and then comparing the casting to the recovered stink pickle and seeing if a 6 point match exists.
I would also suppose a 'rifling' effect would be apparent from any irregularities that may exist in the terminus area and that would clinch, so to speak, the identification.
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