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C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 11:40 am
It could have been worse:

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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 11:44 am
(September 6, 2017 at 11:08 am)Nymphadora Wrote:
(September 6, 2017 at 11:06 am)Anomalocaris Wrote: Indeed, beggars can't be choosers.

Sure they can. They just won't get laid as often.

And that's where the argument fails.........
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 1:22 pm
Wow LOL.

I actually feel terrible for her. I mean, could you imagine taking a dump at the house of someone you're on a first date with and the toilet won't flush down your poop?

I probably would have tried to do something similar lol. Scoop the poop up with a bag and get rid of it somehow so my date doesn't see my turd.
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 1:36 pm
I'll be embarrassed but I'm not scooping any poop up. lol, gross. I'll just say the toilet isn't flushing. I'd find it more embarrassing if the toilet flushed fine but i completely forgot to flush.   Blush
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 1:36 pm
(September 6, 2017 at 1:22 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Wow LOL.

I actually feel terrible for her. I mean, could you imagine taking a dump at the house of someone you're on a first date with and the toilet won't flush down your poop?

I probably would have tried to do something similar lol. Scoop the poop up with a bag and get rid of it somehow so my date doesn't see my turd.

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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 1:38 pm
(September 6, 2017 at 1:22 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Wow LOL.

I actually feel terrible for her. I mean, could you imagine taking a dump at the house of someone you're on a first date with and the toilet won't flush down your poop?

I probably would have tried to do something similar lol. Scoop the poop up with a bag and get rid of it somehow so my date doesn't see my turd.

Was the toilet deliberately rigged so this would happen ??

I think we need more information . . . .
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September 6, 2017 at 1:51 pm
Meh... if it went far enough for her to stick herself out the window, I'd say it was far enough already and close the damn window. In the morning I can be just as shocked if it were discovered an anonymous angry neighbor had thrown poop at our window... I mean nobody is gonna run a dna test on it, right?
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 1:53 pm
(September 6, 2017 at 1:51 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: Meh... if it went far enough for her to stick herself out the window, I'd say it was far enough already and close the damn window. In the morning I can be just as shocked if it were discovered an anonymous angry neighbor had thrown poop at our window... I mean nobody is gonna run a dna test on it, right?

maybe dust it for prints . . . .
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September 6, 2017 at 1:57 pm
I dunno.... It's always been my custom to throw my poop out the window on first dates. Of course, in my case, it's a car window.

I don't get many second dates, though. Thinking
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 2:10 pm
I think part of the crowdfund money should have gone to IBS research.
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