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I finally understand the Trinity!

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I finally understand the Trinity!
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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
October 1, 2017 at 5:38 pm
Guess what the new(ish) thing is?

[Image: 18952823_1097204390379177_2619562192286972534_n.jpg]

Yeah.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
October 1, 2017 at 5:41 pm
It's a way to make Jesus into a god and pretend to be monotheistic at the same time.
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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
October 1, 2017 at 9:01 pm
[Image: 10882199_918457558167267_1832384259072417055_n.jpg]
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
October 1, 2017 at 10:00 pm
(October 1, 2017 at 5:37 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: kolob1.gif]

One sees this, and says, "What a bunch of BS!", then goes back to his own version. Undecided  Glad I escaped that.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
October 1, 2017 at 10:06 pm
(October 1, 2017 at 5:34 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: trinity.png]

V.  That looks like a jock strap.
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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
October 2, 2017 at 4:10 am
[Image: 1wvu7u.jpg]

It must be real Min... They never lied in those days, did they?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
October 2, 2017 at 4:19 am
I can just hear the painter...

"For fuck's sake keep your head still! That's four pictures ruined now! Bollocks to it, I'm not doing another one - you can have this one and like it!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
October 4, 2017 at 10:39 am
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
October 4, 2017 at 10:42 am (This post was last modified: October 4, 2017 at 10:43 am by downbeatplumb.)
(October 1, 2017 at 5:21 pm)Cyberman Wrote:
(October 1, 2017 at 9:08 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Remember Jesus, being also the Holy Ghost, must have had intercourse with his own mother in order to produce himself as the son. She being the daughter of God and Jesus being the son of God, she was also his sister.

The original motherfucker.

So jesus was from Alabama!
(October 2, 2017 at 4:10 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: 1wvu7u.jpg]

It must be real Min... They never lied in those days, did they?

I think I saw this in "panorama photo fails".



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
October 4, 2017 at 11:09 am
I thought Trinity meant the hot one in the Matrix Trilogy....Oooooh, that's spookySmile
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