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Ghosties, ghoulies, and things that go "bump".
#31
RE: Ghosties, ghoulies, and things that go "bump".
Always the best character in any pantheon.  A being to be feared not so much for malice, but for their superiority. Equally as likely to help you as they are to eat you.
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#32
RE: Ghosties, ghoulies, and things that go "bump".
(November 9, 2017 at 5:59 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Always the best character in any pantheon.  A being to be feared not so much for malice, but for their superiority.  Equally as likely to help you as they are to eat you.

Agreed 

Thou i must say i'm also partial to Pukkeenegak . The fertility goddess for allowing us to have sex and inventing clothes so we don't freeze our balls off .
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#33
RE: Ghosties, ghoulies, and things that go "bump".
I had a dead guy warn me not to go on a certain trip once.
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#34
RE: Ghosties, ghoulies, and things that go "bump".
(November 9, 2017 at 7:54 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I had a dead guy warn me not to go on a certain trip once.

Elaborate?
Dying to live, living to die.
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#35
RE: Ghosties, ghoulies, and things that go "bump".
I have a friend who claims they have seen a ghost a multitude of times.
The bugle sounds as the charge begins

But on this battlefield no one wins

- Iron Maiden, The Trooper
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#36
RE: Ghosties, ghoulies, and things that go "bump".
I don't have many friends, but I know a bloke who knows a bloke...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#37
RE: Ghosties, ghoulies, and things that go "bump".
Yes guys even I have a very scary story. Please don't read it if you're easly scared and have problems with nerves or schizophrenia or if you want to sleep again.

I found myself once in a strange situation that I had to spend few hours in some very old basement. So as the time passed I got hungry and to my surprise behind one curtain there was a small room (pantry) filled with canned beans. I opened few and ate from them and as I stared eating I started letting little farts. I mean I was alone so I didn't think about it too much. But then, oh my, suddenly I started hearing these creepy voices like half slain pig and when I turned back I saw a horrible gassy green monster with sharp claws ready to slice me. I started screaming and spitting beans out of my mouth, that I was still eating, ran out and to this day I never returned to that place again. Later on I looked at the bean can that I unconsciously held in my hand as I was running for my life and on it was written "Made In Transylvania".
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#38
RE: Ghosties, ghoulies, and things that go "bump".
(November 10, 2017 at 4:48 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yes guys even I have a very scary story. Please don't read it if you're easly scared and have problems with nerves or schizophrenia or if you want to sleep again.

I found myself once in a strange situation that I had to spend few hours in some very old basement. So as the time passed I got hungry and to my surprise behind one curtain there was a small room (pantry) filled with canned beans. I opened few and ate from them and as I stared eating I started letting little farts. I mean I was alone so I didn't think about it too much. But then, oh my, suddenly I started hearing these creepy voices like half slain pig and when I turned back I saw a horrible gassy green monster with sharp claws ready to slice me. I started screaming and spitting beans out of my mouth, that I was still eating, ran out and to this day I never returned to that place again. Later on I looked at the bean can that I unconsciously held in my hand as I was running for my life and on it was written "Made In Transylvania".

You encountered Frankenfarter.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#39
RE: Ghosties, ghoulies, and things that go "bump".
(November 10, 2017 at 3:04 am)Martian Mermaid Wrote: I have a friend who claims they have seen a ghost a multitude of times.


Wait .. are you the ghost she thinks she has seen .. and can anyone else see her?  *mind is blown*



Hey welcome, I like you avatar and your combination of whimsy and nerdy interests.  No Oreos for me though, I like fitting through doorways now.  For me, Oreos like crossing the streams, are something that one just mustn't do. Anyhow if I was from another planet -don't laugh- I'd be from earth, weird right? If I was human/animal amalgam I'd probably be a were-otter, playful but with a bite. Okay, this is getting awkward now. Must stop talking .. *backs away* *waves*

(November 10, 2017 at 6:09 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 10, 2017 at 4:48 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yes guys even I have a very scary story. Please don't read it if you're easly scared and have problems with nerves or schizophrenia or if you want to sleep again.

I found myself once in a strange situation that I had to spend few hours in some very old basement. So as the time passed I got hungry and to my surprise behind one curtain there was a small room (pantry) filled with canned beans. I opened few and ate from them and as I stared eating I started letting little farts. I mean I was alone so I didn't think about it too much. But then, oh my, suddenly I started hearing these creepy voices like half slain pig and when I turned back I saw a horrible gassy green monster with sharp claws ready to slice me. I started screaming and spitting beans out of my mouth, that I was still eating, ran out and to this day I never returned to that place again. Later on I looked at the bean can that I unconsciously held in my hand as I was running for my life and on it was written "Made In Transylvania".

You encountered Frankenfarter.


Is it true that ladies never fart?  I heard about that on a youtube.  

I really want C_L to watch this one:  

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#40
RE: Ghosties, ghoulies, and things that go "bump".
Ladies may not, but women do.

As you'd know if you'd ever been out drinking with me.
Dying to live, living to die.
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