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Real magic!
November 10, 2017 at 6:59 am
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Guys, I've been thinking. What if you did possess a real supernatural gift? But it can only be one of the traditional classic magic tricks? How would you take advantage of it?
I think I'll pull rabbits out of a hat all day and sell them to the butcher?
A man's gotta make a living I suppose?
My arm would probably be killing me by the end of the day though.
What else to do?
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RE: Real magic!
November 10, 2017 at 7:01 am
I'd like to be able to saw people in half, like stage magicians.
The M-i-L business alone...
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RE: Real magic!
November 10, 2017 at 7:03 am
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M-I-L? Is that like MILF? It does shed a new light on "fucking" them though! lol
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RE: Real magic!
November 10, 2017 at 7:13 am
Cards, Las Vegas.
Might need the ability to make guns disappear also.
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RE: Real magic!
November 10, 2017 at 7:15 am
I have a magical talent for avoiding prosecution and malpractice claims.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Real magic!
November 10, 2017 at 9:18 am
I know what magic trick I wouldn't want.
The one where the tiger grabs you around the head with its mouth and drags you across the stage.
I just don't see any benefit in that at all.
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RE: Real magic!
November 10, 2017 at 10:39 am
I'd want to be able to stick my hand up an animal's arse and make it talk.
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RE: Real magic!
November 10, 2017 at 4:45 pm
Isn't someone already doing that now in DC?
PS, I just thought of another get rich quick scheme!
I'll sit the wife on a chair and I'll pull up another chair in front of her and just pull dimes out from behind her ear all day!
A good day should net me 50 bucks! 100 bucks? with overtime. Rich I tell ya!
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RE: Real magic!
November 10, 2017 at 7:34 pm
(November 10, 2017 at 7:15 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I have a magical talent for avoiding prosecution and malpractice claims.
No you have the special magic ability of fixing God's fuckups.
Which technically makes you more powerful than God, No?
Theists, any arguments?
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