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What Would You Do If God Was Real? Scatolian Version
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What Would You Do If God Was Real? Scatolian Version
October 5, 2017 at 10:34 pm
What would you do if you found out God was real? When you you met him he made funny jokes about poop?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: What Would You Do If God Was Real? Scatolian Version
October 5, 2017 at 11:53 pm
I'm pretty sure that if a "god" existed, it wouldn't be anything like mankind has projected...which would be a really good thing.
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RE: What Would You Do If God Was Real? Scatolian Version
October 6, 2017 at 12:04 am
As I like to say, sometimes to myself like many things, we could all be plastic pellets and God be a Hungry Hungry Hippo trying to eat us.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: What Would You Do If God Was Real? Scatolian Version
October 6, 2017 at 12:14 am
If god was real I'd still have to decide what mattered each day just the same way I do now. Nothing changes.
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RE: What Would You Do If God Was Real? Scatolian Version
October 6, 2017 at 12:17 am
The same things I did before I found out.  Not much different than a story about a new species of spider, ultimately.
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RE: What Would You Do If God Was Real? Scatolian Version
October 6, 2017 at 12:28 am
what if God is really hot and hunky and wants to pleasure me orally ?
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RE: What Would You Do If God Was Real? Scatolian Version
October 6, 2017 at 6:09 am
Then he wouldn't be god.
He'd be just a perverted hairy alien...
No God, No fear.
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RE: What Would You Do If God Was Real? Scatolian Version
October 6, 2017 at 6:34 am
(October 5, 2017 at 11:53 pm)Fireball Wrote: I'm pretty sure that if a "god" existed, it wouldn't be anything like mankind has projected...which would be a really good thing.

What? You wouldn't love a god created by a bunch of goat-herders from better stories told by other peoples?
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RE: What Would You Do If God Was Real? Scatolian Version
October 6, 2017 at 7:08 am
If I knew conclusively a god exists, then that'd mean I'll believe a god exists, other than that I don't see much changing in my life. Well, if he loves poop, I guess I will try to set him up with CL and then grab my camera Tongue
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RE: What Would You Do If God Was Real? Scatolian Version
October 6, 2017 at 7:38 am
I think I'd ask him if he could take a shit so ginormous that even he couldn't flush it. And if he could, just where does supernatural shit end up.
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