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Anti-Theism
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 (December 10, 2017 at 7:17 pm)Haipule Wrote:(December 10, 2017 at 10:25 am)Cyberman Wrote: How did "God" make Adam from dirt?A better question is: how come you haven't evolved from the mud puddle of God's formation of the dirt and His life breath that made you alive just so that YOU can have the pure pleasure of breathing to me, and I you, without you realizing that we both can share God's love with each other in a trinity of God's love while we both realize that are own love sucks? ... what the fuck happened there?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
  (December 10, 2017 at 8:15 pm)Hammy Wrote:(December 10, 2017 at 2:55 pm)Whateverist Wrote: The secret is in the sauce. Yes, the spirit of the lord came over it. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
Second Coming jokes in 3.... 2... 1...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: Anti-Theism
December 11, 2017 at 8:14 pm
(This post was last modified: December 11, 2017 at 8:23 pm by Haipule.)
(December 11, 2017 at 10:07 am)Mathilda Wrote:(December 3, 2017 at 10:36 pm)Haipule Wrote: I'm quite sure Atheism also has it's clowns. I mean, Carl Sagan...really? Ok, bad example but he did say some weird stuff. http://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quot...350529.jpg (December 11, 2017 at 9:33 am)Cyberman Wrote:(December 10, 2017 at 7:17 pm)Haipule Wrote: A better question is: how come you haven't evolved from the mud puddle of God's formation of the dirt and His life breath that made you alive just so that YOU can have the pure pleasure of breathing to me, and I you, without you realizing that we both can share God's love with each other in a trinity of God's love while we both realize that are own love sucks? Not so sure if I was filled with spirit speaking in tongues or talking out my ass!
I'd lay off that sort of spirit if I were you.
Now, if you're done with the herring, would you address my question please?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(December 11, 2017 at 8:52 pm)Cyberman Wrote: I'd lay off that sort of spirit if I were you.God formed Adam from the dirt. First He wrote the letter A, and then d, and then... God formed Adam from the dirt and then breathed the breath of life into his nostrils. And Adam said, "What are you doing with my nose?!" God replied, "I have formed you and given you life." Adam said, "I am EVOVLVED!" God said' "K'den, tell me about yesterday." I am a graduate of CA public High School! So, I know what I'm talking about! Ok, first we have vacuum mechanics with its dark energy. God commanded the zero point free energy to became gas, liquid and solid--The Universe. God then formed Adam from the dirt and did the energy transference thingy that Einstein talked about and breathed life into Adam and Adam became a living breathing breath of life. You know that Nile into blood, and water into wine thingy? Same sorta deal. I, as we speak, am learning to command the energy to do my bidding. Soon that banana will be gold! However I think I'll switch to honey as honey does not spoil. This is taking longer than I thought!
You're not telling me how it did it. All you're telling me is what you think it did. Earlier you went into detail about stem cells, yet Adam is all about dirt and magic? Would it be asking too much for you to at least try having a coherent thought?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: Anti-Theism
December 12, 2017 at 12:35 am
(This post was last modified: December 12, 2017 at 12:38 am by Haipule.)
(December 11, 2017 at 11:33 pm)Cyberman Wrote: You're not telling me how it did it. All you're telling me is what you think it did. Earlier you went into detail about stem cells, yet Adam is all about dirt and magic? Would it be asking too much for you to at least try having a coherent thought?Zero point energy, vacuum mechanics, quantum physics is HOW God did everything! Physics has proven this possible! Physics doesn't call me a liar! However, they might call me "creative" according to Einstein's New Relativity. Which theory he developed because (E = MC2) Energy = Mass Times the Speed of Light Squared was a farce! How in the hell is energy mass when mass IS energy? He was bass ackwards and Nicola Tesla told him so and said of Einstein, "He is a kindly gentleman who wants to help". If the vacuum exists my friend? Which Nicola Tesla proved! Then that explains everything, everything, EVERTHING! And God is then preternatural and NOT SUPERNATURAL!!!! |
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