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RE: Admitting you're a singer
January 10, 2018 at 5:58 pm
I'm a shower singer.....
I love singing this song in the shower over and over and over again...
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RE: Admitting you're a singer
January 10, 2018 at 6:29 pm
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I occasionally sing "Take on Meeeeeeeeeee take me onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" in the shower. I usually end up putting on a stupid voice to amuse myself.
I don't really sing but I do "sing"..... in other words I talk-shout flat approximations of notes and chords.
Oh and the other one I do is "Wild thing...... you make my heart sing....... you make every thing.... groovy."
Oh and "Go ahead and JUMP!"
Or.... I sing random bollocks to the tune of Like a Virgin. Like... "Like a cunt-hole.... fucked for the 31st time..."
Etc, etc.
99.99999999999% of the time I just hum to myself shit I made up myself.
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RE: Admitting you're a singer
January 10, 2018 at 6:38 pm
I am going to record me singing now just for you guys so you can hear how fucking dire my singing is.
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RE: Admitting you're a singer
January 10, 2018 at 6:45 pm
I have perfect pitch and can whistle right in tune to a piece of music. But my voice is flat. I learned that "singing" Casey Jones when I was 11. I volunteered to sing, the teacher said I really didn't have to. I insisted, and boy, I sure felt sorry for those people who had to listen to it
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RE: Admitting you're a singer
January 10, 2018 at 6:46 pm
(January 10, 2018 at 6:29 pm)Hammy Wrote: I occasionally sing "Take on Meeeeeeeeeee take me onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" in the shower. I usually end up putting on a stupid voice to amuse myself.
I don't really sing but I do "sing"..... in other words I talk-shout flat approximations of notes and chords.
Oh and the other one I do is "Wild thing...... you make my heart sing....... you make every thing.... groovy."
Oh and "Go ahead and JUMP!"
Or.... I sing random bollocks to the tune of Like a Virgin. Like... "Like a cunt-hole.... fucked for the 31st time..."
Etc, etc.
99.99999999999% of the time I just hum to myself shit I made up myself.
Not, "Wild thing, you make my ring sting!"?
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RE: Admitting you're a singer
January 10, 2018 at 7:04 pm
I sing to my children. They’re too innocent to know how awful of a singer I am.
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