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RE: This Is A Fair Question
February 13, 2018 at 11:37 am
And there are another 30,000 unaffiliated stand alone Christian churches with no external doctrinal oversight at all, so there should be something for everyone, if there was just some easy way of comparing all of them !!
But still, imagine all the heresies that are promulgated every Sabbath with this un-system !!!
No one is looking out for that problem, hell, all those independent preachers answer to their congregations and their boards, NOT GOD. It's a horrifying mess of apostasy and blasphemy !!!!
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RE: This Is A Fair Question
February 13, 2018 at 12:20 pm
(February 13, 2018 at 11:37 am)vorlon13 Wrote: It's a horrifying mess of apostasy and blasphemy !!!!
You misspelled 'hilarious'.
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February 13, 2018 at 1:11 pm
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It was a much bigger deal for christians for all of recorded history except the past few decades, eh? They spent centuries trying to eradicate competing sects, and only stopped when they finally realized that it had cost them the world. It's almost as if they lost the faith, or decided that political power in this world was of greater concern than the true revealed word of the lord of all creation.
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RE: This Is A Fair Question
February 15, 2018 at 3:31 am
(February 13, 2018 at 11:37 am)vorlon13 Wrote: And there are another 30,000 unaffiliated stand alone Christian churches with no external doctrinal oversight at all, so there should be something for everyone, if there was just some easy way of comparing all of them !!
But still, imagine all the heresies that are promulgated every Sabbath with this un-system !!!
No one is looking out for that problem, hell, all those independent preachers answer to their congregations and their boards, NOT GOD. It's a horrifying mess of apostasy and blasphemy !!!!
Excellent post! There is organized religion and independents galore(don't drink the Kool-Aid)! There is one thing that can never change! That is the autographed languages of the Hebrew, Aromatic and the KoinE Greek. That is why I defend the bible and crucify theology.
Too bad the clergy decided that the theology of man was more authoritative than the Word of God in it's autographed language!
You know, they're all filled with that thar 'Holy Spirt' and cannot possibly lie--right?
Do you know it is a hundred times easier, for me, to talk to you than "Christianity", whatever that means,
to anyone claiming truth? And their "truth" is outside anything I have ever read in the autographed languages?
Crap! I get nowhere with stupid atheists(not that I expect to). And nowhere with completely stupid theologians(not that I expect to)! By the way, all theologians are completely stupid!
Shit, fuck, piss! Will you God Damned atheists quit arguing with me, as if you know what the bible says and you fucking don't! I know what it says and I'm here to help you argue with stupid! I'm just a clown--not stupid!
Let me help you argue against stupid!
We'll deal with the stupidity of evolution and particle theory latter!
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February 15, 2018 at 3:45 am
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
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February 15, 2018 at 9:55 am
(February 15, 2018 at 3:31 am)Haipule Wrote: Excellent post! There is organized religion and independents galore(don't drink the Kool-Aid)! There is one thing that can never change! That is the autographed languages of the Hebrew, Aromatic and the KoinE Greek. That is why I defend the bible and crucify theology.
Too bad the clergy decided that the theology of man was more authoritative than the Word of God in it's autographed language!
You know, they're all filled with that thar 'Holy Spirt' and cannot possibly lie--right?
Do you know it is a hundred times easier, for me, to talk to you than "Christianity", whatever that means,
to anyone claiming truth? And their "truth" is outside anything I have ever read in the autographed languages?
Crap! I get nowhere with stupid atheists(not that I expect to). And nowhere with completely stupid theologians(not that I expect to)! By the way, all theologians are completely stupid!
Shit, fuck, piss! Will you God Damned atheists quit arguing with me, as if you know what the bible says and you fucking don't! I know what it says and I'm here to help you argue with stupid! I'm just a clown--not stupid!
Let me help you argue against stupid!
We'll deal with the stupidity of evolution and particle theory latter!
Is this some sort of wind up or are you fucked in the head?
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RE: This Is A Fair Question
February 15, 2018 at 11:12 am
(February 15, 2018 at 3:31 am)Haipule Wrote: (February 13, 2018 at 11:37 am)vorlon13 Wrote: And there are another 30,000 unaffiliated stand alone Christian churches with no external doctrinal oversight at all, so there should be something for everyone, if there was just some easy way of comparing all of them !!
But still, imagine all the heresies that are promulgated every Sabbath with this un-system !!!
No one is looking out for that problem, hell, all those independent preachers answer to their congregations and their boards, NOT GOD. It's a horrifying mess of apostasy and blasphemy !!!!
Excellent post! There is organized religion and independents galore(don't drink the Kool-Aid)! There is one thing that can never change! That is the autographed languages of the Hebrew, Aromatic and the KoinE Greek. That is why I defend the bible and crucify theology.
Too bad the clergy decided that the theology of man was more authoritative than the Word of God in it's autographed language!
You know, they're all filled with that thar 'Holy Spirt' and cannot possibly lie--right?
Do you know it is a hundred times easier, for me, to talk to you than "Christianity", whatever that means,
to anyone claiming truth? And their "truth" is outside anything I have ever read in the autographed languages?
Crap! I get nowhere with stupid atheists(not that I expect to). And nowhere with completely stupid theologians(not that I expect to)! By the way, all theologians are completely stupid!
Shit, fuck, piss! Will you God Damned atheists quit arguing with me, as if you know what the bible says and you fucking don't! I know what it says and I'm here to help you argue with stupid! I'm just a clown--not stupid!
Let me help you argue against stupid!
We'll deal with the stupidity of evolution and particle theory latter!
Yep, just another con-artist preacher who thinks he has all the answers. Haipule, you're here to preach YOUR interpretation of a god to people who are quite convinced that no deity exists. Yep, that's a problem. First you need to be able to get the deity to show up in person, speak for itself (no old books, no old texts, no translations, no human fantasies) and have IT tell us what texts we should be following. After that, you MIGHT have an audience for your "autographed languages".
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February 16, 2018 at 8:34 am
I recently watched a Google hangout video, in which a flerfer - flat Earther - named Spurskimo got well and truly hammered. He insisted he was there to teach and not to listen, yet persistently refused actually to explain anything.
Remind you of anyone?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: This Is A Fair Question
February 17, 2018 at 2:03 am
(February 15, 2018 at 11:12 am)drfuzzy Wrote: (February 15, 2018 at 3:31 am)Haipule Wrote: Excellent post! There is organized religion and independents galore(don't drink the Kool-Aid)! There is one thing that can never change! That is the autographed languages of the Hebrew, Aromatic and the KoinE Greek. That is why I defend the bible and crucify theology.
Too bad the clergy decided that the theology of man was more authoritative than the Word of God in it's autographed language!
You know, they're all filled with that thar 'Holy Spirt' and cannot possibly lie--right?
Do you know it is a hundred times easier, for me, to talk to you than "Christianity", whatever that means,
to anyone claiming truth? And their "truth" is outside anything I have ever read in the autographed languages?
Crap! I get nowhere with stupid atheists(not that I expect to). And nowhere with completely stupid theologians(not that I expect to)! By the way, all theologians are completely stupid!
Shit, fuck, piss! Will you God Damned atheists quit arguing with me, as if you know what the bible says and you fucking don't! I know what it says and I'm here to help you argue with stupid! I'm just a clown--not stupid!
Let me help you argue against stupid!
We'll deal with the stupidity of evolution and particle theory latter!
Yep, just another con-artist preacher who thinks he has all the answers. Haipule, you're here to preach YOUR interpretation of a god to people who are quite convinced that no deity exists. Yep, that's a problem. First you need to be able to get the deity to show up in person, speak for itself (no old books, no old texts, no translations, no human fantasies) and have IT tell us what texts we should be following. After that, you MIGHT have an audience for your "autographed languages". I have thee audience! Your fuckin' life! Follow God: it's all good! Follow Dawkens and be lame! Follow your self and go in circles for all I care! 'cuse me for trying to help! Remember, science doesn't even agree what the hell science is! If you study light, you will be just as confused as "science"--particle, wave, both, on, and on!
The bible is unknown because of theology, which is also a science, although, completely lame! So is particle theory! What are you: some kind of atom cult! Don't drink the Kool-Aid!
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RE: This Is A Fair Question
February 17, 2018 at 4:41 am
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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