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How would you deal with an annoying person?

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How would you deal with an annoying person?
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RE: How would you deal with an annoying person?
February 22, 2018 at 10:52 am
I tell them they are literally Adolph Hitler. Works every time.
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RE: How would you deal with an annoying person?
February 22, 2018 at 11:26 am
Condescending people? Sarcasm.
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RE: How would you deal with an annoying person?
February 22, 2018 at 11:28 am
Before you do anything, make sure you're not just an idiot who needs things explained to you very slowly and in simple terms.
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RE: How would you deal with an annoying person?
February 22, 2018 at 11:56 am
tell them to go blow Jesus out their ass ??
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RE: How would you deal with an annoying person?
February 22, 2018 at 12:16 pm
Excuse myself by telling them I must go take a dump
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: How would you deal with an annoying person?
February 22, 2018 at 12:35 pm
(February 22, 2018 at 12:16 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Excuse myself by telling them I must go take a dump

you win the thread . . . .
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RE: How would you deal with an annoying person?
February 22, 2018 at 12:42 pm
You might consider pushing them down the stairs. If that doesn't work, out a window or into a wood chipper.
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RE: How would you deal with an annoying person?
February 22, 2018 at 12:51 pm
(February 22, 2018 at 11:26 am)Shell B Wrote: Condescending people? Sarcasm.

I'd include laughing and pointing. But yeah, sarcasm is my go to.
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RE: How would you deal with an annoying person?
February 22, 2018 at 12:56 pm
You really need context for this question. No one with an ounce of sense would tell you to tell your boss or customers to go fuck off but they also won't tell you to just sit there and take shit from a stranger than means nothing to you.
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RE: How would you deal with an annoying person?
February 22, 2018 at 12:59 pm
(February 22, 2018 at 12:16 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Excuse myself by telling them I must go take a dump

I prefer to tell them I just did, as they were standing there and speaking to me.

It's best if I do so with a disconcertingly sweet smile on my face.
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