(April 12, 2018 at 8:53 am)alpha male Wrote: Huh, between this poll and the other it seems I may be somewhat oversexed.

Not that I'm complaining 

If that is the case, it must be because you do all of it on your own time.   Here you seldomly obey promptly when instructed to go fuck yourself.

(April 17, 2018 at 11:11 am)Anomalocaris Wrote:

(April 12, 2018 at 8:53 am)alpha male Wrote: Huh, between this poll and the other it seems I may be somewhat oversexed.

Not that I'm complaining 

If that is the case, it must be because you do all of it on your own time.   Here you seldomly obey promptly when instructed to go fuck yourself.

I'm not like you. I fuck with another person. 

(April 17, 2018 at 11:18 am)alpha male Wrote:

(April 17, 2018 at 11:11 am)Anomalocaris Wrote: If that is the case, it must be because you do all of it on your own time.   Here you seldomly obey promptly when instructed to go fuck yourself.

I'm not like you. I fuck with another person. 

Really? Didn’t think inflatable dolls came with big floozy hairs.

(April 17, 2018 at 11:00 am)alpha male Wrote:

(April 16, 2018 at 5:04 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Doesn't it hurt?

Wifey loved it while it was going on, but said it hurt like hell shortly thereafter, so that was that - now nothing bigger than a finger. And that's fine, because honestly, the only thing going for it from my perspective was the novelty. Aside from that it wasn't very good. Vag is much better, which makes sense as that's what it's designed for.

I can't even begin to address the multiple ways in which that comment is just wrong. My vayjay was not designed, so there is no reason to expect that sticking your dick in it would necessarily correspond with optimal pleasure. That's simply nonsensical.

(April 17, 2018 at 1:37 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: I can't even begin to address the multiple ways in which that comment is just wrong.  My vayjay was not designed, so there is no reason to expect that sticking your dick in it would necessarily correspond with optimal pleasure.  That's simply nonsensical.

Really, you think vayjays feel god to penii just by chance, rather than by natural selection maybe? Call it something other than design if you like, but it feels good for a reason, that reason being reproduction.

(April 17, 2018 at 1:37 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote:

(April 17, 2018 at 11:00 am)alpha male Wrote: Wifey loved it while it was going on, but said it hurt like hell shortly thereafter, so that was that - now nothing bigger than a finger. And that's fine, because honestly, the only thing going for it from my perspective was the novelty. Aside from that it wasn't very good. Vag is much better, which makes sense as that's what it's designed for.

I can't even begin to address the multiple ways in which that comment is just wrong. My vayjay was not designed, so there is no reason to expect that sticking your dick in it would necessarily correspond with optimal pleasure. That's simply nonsensical.

Still, it evolved specifically to be for the peen to get off into. The butt hole evolved to be for pooping out of.

When it comes to sex poles, 9 inches is better than 4 inches, unless the person with the 4 inch pole knows what to do with it...

(April 17, 2018 at 1:46 pm)alpha male Wrote:

(April 17, 2018 at 1:37 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: I can't even begin to address the multiple ways in which that comment is just wrong.  My vayjay was not designed, so there is no reason to expect that sticking your dick in it would necessarily correspond with optimal pleasure.  That's simply nonsensical.

Really, you think vayjays feel god to penii just by chance, rather than by natural selection maybe? Call it something other than design if you like, but it feels good for a reason, that reason being reproduction.

Your apparent understanding of evolution is as abysmal as it is wrong. Evolution and teleology don't mix. Your false dichotomy is just that.

(April 17, 2018 at 2:04 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote:

(April 17, 2018 at 1:46 pm)alpha male Wrote: Really, you think vayjays feel god to penii just by chance, rather than by natural selection maybe? Call it something other than design if you like, but it feels good for a reason, that reason being reproduction.

Your apparent understanding of evolution is as abysmal as it is wrong.  Evolution and teleology don't mix.  Your false dichotomy is just that.

Are you saying they feel good together just by chance?

It's my understanding the vagina is a multi-functional aperture.

I'm finding it unlikely it can be optimally designed to support each of such divergent purposes as entertaining a visiting penis, regulating access to various and sundry parasites and germs, emitting menstrual wastes, and delivering babies and placentas.