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Doonesbury Trashes Evangelical Hypocrites
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Goodness..are you suggesting that a person would have to be intoxicated to believe in the shit in magic book?
Perish the thought.
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 (May 3, 2018 at 10:43 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:(May 3, 2018 at 5:15 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: If a person repents will he get eternal life in the golden cube called New Jerusalem? Revelation 21 NIV 5 The angel who talked with me had a measuring rod of gold to measure the city, its gates and its walls. 16 The city was laid out like a square, as long as it was wide. He measured the city with the rod and found it to be 12,000 stadia[c] in length, and as wide and high as it is long. 17 The angel measured the wall using human measurement, and it was 144 cubits[d] thick.[e] 18 The wall was made of jasper, and the city of pure gold, as pure as glass. 19 The foundations of the city walls were decorated with every kind of precious stone. The first foundation was jasper, the second sapphire, the third agate, the fourth emerald, 20 the fifth onyx, the sixth ruby, the seventh chrysolite, the eighth beryl, the ninth topaz, the tenth turquoise, the eleventh jacinth, and the twelfth amethyst.[f] 21 The twelve gates were twelve pearls, each gate made of a single pearl. The great street of the city was of gold, as pure as transparent glass. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
RE: Doonesbury Trashes Evangelical Hypocrites
May 3, 2018 at 11:45 pm
(This post was last modified: May 3, 2018 at 11:47 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
It's an interesting story....like e's bit (before he got raptured) with the angels who had fire under their wings and moved whichver way the fire moved and spoke from a crystal box on the canopy of a glass arc.
A 12-24k foot cube with flashing red lights and antennae everywhere descends from heaven. This is god, this is paradise. I call that Contact.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
12,000 stadia would be about 1,400 miles....only an idiot would believe that. I'm sure the xhristards think it is 'gospel.'
RE: Doonesbury Trashes Evangelical Hypocrites
May 4, 2018 at 12:23 am
(This post was last modified: May 4, 2018 at 12:24 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Yeah but that's just the detritus around the core. Kind of like the scattered burbs. The core..as described, is the most up-armored structure that's ever existed.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 (May 3, 2018 at 11:13 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:(May 3, 2018 at 10:43 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: Golden cube? Are you high? It's a PYRAMID not a CUBE... RE: Doonesbury Trashes Evangelical Hypocrites
May 4, 2018 at 12:48 am
(This post was last modified: May 4, 2018 at 12:50 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Oh god...here we go again
For clarity.....you'd have to be high to believe in the cube..but the pyramid...well...that's legit.......................................?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(May 4, 2018 at 12:48 am)Khemikal Wrote: Oh god...here we go again Nowhere in the bible does it state that the New Jerusalem is a cube, so yeah, you'd have to be high to come to that conclusion, whether or not you believe it's real has no bearing on this; what if someone walked around claiming Darth Vader had a pink suit? he'd be just as high... RE: Doonesbury Trashes Evangelical Hypocrites
May 4, 2018 at 1:24 am
(This post was last modified: May 4, 2018 at 1:24 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Thanks for clearing that up.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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