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Not to piss off you atheists, but . . .
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RE: Not to piss off you atheists, but . . .
September 6, 2011 at 11:34 pm
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Wink Welcome to the forums, Fred.
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RE: Not to piss off you atheists, but . . .
September 7, 2011 at 1:47 am (This post was last modified: September 7, 2011 at 1:47 am by Kayenneh.)
(September 6, 2011 at 10:40 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Fred, I don't think God knows you're here, so I'll just say you're welcome.

Or if God is real, let's hope that he doesn't find out. Don't know if he would approve.. Tongue

Anyhow Fred, good if you're enjoying(?) yourself. They say that what doesn't kills you makes you stronger Wink
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Not to piss off you atheists, but . . .
September 7, 2011 at 2:12 am
(September 6, 2011 at 11:32 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote:
(September 6, 2011 at 11:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Let him send beer.

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink it here.


Well, Fuck Heaven then!
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RE: Not to piss off you atheists, but . . .
September 7, 2011 at 4:22 am
(September 6, 2011 at 11:32 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote:
(September 6, 2011 at 11:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Let him send beer.

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink it here.


How dare you suggest that the flying spaghetti monster doesn't provide beer in the afterlife! ITS ONE OF THE CENTRAL TENETS OF MY FAITH YOU INSENSITIVE BERK!

GET HIM LADS! Angry Mob
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RE: Not to piss off you atheists, but . . .
September 7, 2011 at 6:41 am
It's also a song reference, but apparently no one got it...

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RE: Not to piss off you atheists, but . . .
September 7, 2011 at 12:07 pm
(September 7, 2011 at 4:22 am)Stue Denim Wrote:
(September 6, 2011 at 11:32 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote:
(September 6, 2011 at 11:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Let him send beer.

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink it here.


How dare you suggest that the flying spaghetti monster doesn't provide beer in the afterlife! ITS ONE OF THE CENTRAL TENETS OF MY FAITH YOU INSENSITIVE BERK!

GET HIM LADS! Angry Mob

And lets not forget the hooker factory.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#17
RE: Not to piss off you atheists, but . . .
September 7, 2011 at 12:16 pm
(September 7, 2011 at 4:22 am)Stue Denim Wrote:
(September 6, 2011 at 11:32 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote:
(September 6, 2011 at 11:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Let him send beer.

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink it here.


How dare you suggest that the flying spaghetti monster doesn't provide beer in the afterlife! ITS ONE OF THE CENTRAL TENETS OF MY FAITH YOU INSENSITIVE BERK!

GET HIM LADS! Angry Mob


Shouldn't the FSM - Praise Be Unto His Noodly Appendage - provide red wine with pasta? And Italian bread with olive oil!

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RE: Not to piss off you atheists, but . . .
September 8, 2011 at 10:40 pm (This post was last modified: September 8, 2011 at 10:41 pm by salty.)
Good on you Fred. I haven't read everything you posted, but you sure are smart! It's also refreshing to have a new perspective that sides with no one and defends just as well as they argue. I wish I could give you a rep point, great work.

And welcome!
(September 6, 2011 at 11:34 pm)Shell B Wrote: [Image: 129058083572344303.jpg]

Wink Welcome to the forums, Fred.

So funny!
"And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him." Hebrews 11:6
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RE: Not to piss off you atheists, but . . .
September 9, 2011 at 3:48 am
Click on the Reputation number and give reputation Salty - you got the power!!
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RE: Not to piss off you atheists, but . . .
September 9, 2011 at 3:59 am (This post was last modified: September 9, 2011 at 4:12 am by Anomalocaris.)
(September 6, 2011 at 11:32 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote:
(September 6, 2011 at 11:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Let him send beer.

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink it here.

Yeah, but I want to drink it after I die also.

(September 8, 2011 at 10:40 pm)salty Wrote: Good on you Fred. I haven't read everything you posted, but you sure are smart!

Out of pity for whatever deformity and handicap that makes a person Christian, we look the other way when he hasn't read everything in the bible but yet knows all of it must be the word of god. But we we do draw the line at where he knows not the mortal ass he kiss, but yet kisses it anyway.
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