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Let's start some conspiracy theories.

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Let's start some conspiracy theories.
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#21
RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 11, 2018 at 7:49 pm
men invented science to disprove God because they are angry with him for giving them small dicks!! lol
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#22
RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 11, 2018 at 7:55 pm
The gov pays to have tracking devices inserted during every vaccination or blood/plasma donation. That is what causes autism and cancer.
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July 11, 2018 at 8:16 pm
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#24
RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 11, 2018 at 8:23 pm
(July 11, 2018 at 7:11 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(July 11, 2018 at 7:08 pm)Kit Wrote: The government infiltrates your home while you sleep to inject you with needles of biological concoctions to surreptitiously study your reactions when you are awake.

Well, that wont help them, or my erectile dysfunction.

Blame the aliens for your ED. Had they been allowed to take their Martian back home with them from Area 51, they wouldn't have to keep probing humans the way they do.
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#25
RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 11, 2018 at 8:48 pm
(July 11, 2018 at 8:16 pm)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: 2duchq.jpg]

I used to think I might have lost my marbles when I taped over my laptop's webcam until I heard the director of the FBI say he does it too.

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#26
RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 11, 2018 at 9:30 pm
I unplugged my webcam years ago!

You know with a little effort, anyone can turn audio speakers into microphones...
The FBI did this and caught a criminal by listening in plain sight...
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#27
RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 11, 2018 at 9:36 pm
I don't have a Webcam.

I'm a smart girl 😂
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#28
RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 11, 2018 at 9:52 pm
Using certain technologies, people can view your face and surroundings when you sit in front of your computer, without the video camera. I read that in a scifi novel, but you know it has to be true. >.>
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#29
RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 11, 2018 at 9:57 pm
(July 11, 2018 at 9:36 pm)Joods Wrote: I don't have a Webcam.

I'm a smart girl 😂

Yeah, but I'll bet you forgot about the one in your microwave. 

Hint: It's hidden in the clock function.
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RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 11, 2018 at 10:00 pm
(July 11, 2018 at 9:57 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(July 11, 2018 at 9:36 pm)Joods Wrote: I don't have a Webcam.

I'm a smart girl 😂

Yeah, but I'll bet you forgot about the one in your microwave. 

Hint: It's hidden in the clock function.

Meh. It's facing the coffee pot. Not much to see there. 😂😂😂
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