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Snake people, get in here!
#11
RE: Snake people, get in here!
IDK, the head shape seems like a dead giveaway too. No pun intended.

Harmless snakes tend to have narrower heads and no obvious "neck". This one looks like it has a wide head and a clear neck, that's a clear sign of venomous vs non.

In any case, better safe than sorry and animal control is your best bet!
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#12
RE: Snake people, get in here!
Get your neighbour’s kids to play with it.

It it bites them and they die, you know it’s venomous and can take precautions.

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#13
RE: Snake people, get in here!
Unless it is in a zoo in a glass cage, when I see one, I GET THE FUCK AWAY.

I know nothing about snakes. I have held boas and pythons but those were well handled by owners/zookeepers. In the wild I stay away from them.

Usually however, all be it not always the case, anything with a shovel spade shaped head is going to be poisonous. More often than not anything with a bullet round face is most likely not poisonous. But again, if you don't know best thing to do is keep clear.
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#14
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There is only a single North American venomous snake without a head wider than it's 'neck,' that being the coral snake. While this one doesn't look like a coral, from what I can see it's head I'd wider than it's 'neck.' That usually indicates it's venomous. I'd call someone else to remove it.
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#15
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And keep your dogs away from the pond.
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#16
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(August 6, 2018 at 12:49 pm)popeyespappy Wrote: Can anybody tell me what this is? It's eating my fish, and I don't know if it is a cottonmouth.

Pick it up, open its mouth, and see if it looks like cotton.

They call it cottonmouth for a reason.

Duh.
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#17
RE: Snake people, get in here!
No good angles on the head..and it's in water.  Still, looks like a brown water snake to me.  If it's eating your fish it's living within feet of the pond.  Under a rock, in scrub roots.  Find it and kill it there.
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#18
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I'm not a snake person by any means, but I would definitely call animal control.

*checks legs*

Yup still not a snake person
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#19
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(August 6, 2018 at 2:00 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: There is only a single North American venomous snake without a head wider than it's 'neck,' that being the coral snake. While this one doesn't look like a coral, from what I can see it's head I'd wider than it's 'neck.' That usually indicates it's venomous. I'd call someone else to remove it.

Do I have really bad eyesight or something? I can't see these head features everyone is talking about. *shrugs*
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#20
RE: Snake people, get in here!
(August 6, 2018 at 3:37 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(August 6, 2018 at 2:00 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: There is only a single North American venomous snake without a head wider than it's 'neck,' that being the coral snake. While this one doesn't look like a coral, from what I can see it's head I'd wider than it's 'neck.' That usually indicates it's venomous. I'd call someone else to remove it.

Do I have really bad eyesight or something? I can't see these head features everyone is talking about. *shrugs*

Not your eyesight at all. That's why I prefaced my comment with "from what I can tell." I cant see it clearly at all. Mostly I'm just advising caution. While very few people actually die from venomous snake bites, it's always better safe than sorry.
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