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RE: Your one word identity
September 3, 2018 at 4:24 pm
I was going to go with Invincible but really I'm just Horny.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
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RE: Your one word identity
September 3, 2018 at 4:29 pm
(This post was last modified: September 3, 2018 at 4:32 pm by Lucanus.)
(September 3, 2018 at 2:47 pm)paulpablo Wrote: Man.....yeh that's right......Man.
Jesus Christ this thread is full of robots!
(September 3, 2018 at 1:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Unstable.
Like metallic sodium, rough and caustic on the outside, but beautiful and explosive on the inside?
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RE: Your one word identity
September 3, 2018 at 4:39 pm
(September 3, 2018 at 4:29 pm)Lucanus Wrote: (September 3, 2018 at 2:47 pm)paulpablo Wrote: Man.....yeh that's right......Man.
Jesus Christ this thread is full of robots!
(September 3, 2018 at 1:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Unstable.
Like metallic sodium, rough and caustic on the outside, but beautiful and explosive on the inside?
You’d have to ask people who have been inside me...
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RE: Your one word identity
September 3, 2018 at 5:06 pm
(September 3, 2018 at 4:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (September 3, 2018 at 4:29 pm)Lucanus Wrote: Jesus Christ this thread is full of robots!
Like metallic sodium, rough and caustic on the outside, but beautiful and explosive on the inside?
You’d have to ask people who have been inside me...
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Dare to dream!!!!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: Your one word identity
September 3, 2018 at 5:14 pm
Call me Sally!
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RE: Your one word identity
September 3, 2018 at 5:18 pm
(September 3, 2018 at 5:14 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Call me Sally!
You come across as more of a Heather.
And not the classy, ladylike Heather. More like the slutty Heather who would let the boys feel here up in the gym.
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RE: Your one word identity
September 3, 2018 at 5:23 pm
Aloha Rebecca,
I think it's nice to know that people are thinking of you...while masturbating!
Thinking of you always, Bill
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: Your one word identity
September 3, 2018 at 5:25 pm
(September 3, 2018 at 5:23 pm)Haipule Wrote: Aloha Rebecca,
I think it's nice to know that people are thinking of you...while masturbating!
Thinking of you always, Bill
Shouldn’t this be in the “creepy” thread?
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RE: Your one word identity
September 3, 2018 at 5:57 pm
Naturally, I'm clearly not melanated enough for that answer, so I guess, for lack of any better idea, I'll just (provisionally) say: Corpsemasterer.
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