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RE: Random Thoughts
September 10, 2018 at 12:55 am
(September 10, 2018 at 12:53 am)Kit Wrote:
(September 10, 2018 at 12:49 am)J a c k Wrote: Tomorrow is a big day with big balls and I feel like a giant with tiny balls.

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What in the holy fuck is that lol tell meeeeeeeeeeee
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 10, 2018 at 12:57 am
(September 10, 2018 at 12:55 am)J a c k Wrote:
(September 10, 2018 at 12:53 am)Kit Wrote: [Image: s-l300.jpg]

What in the holy fuck is that lol tell meeeeeeeeeeee

It works in two ways, but one of the ways is that it tightly squeezes your tiny balls and makes them bulge bigger.
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 10, 2018 at 1:01 am
(September 10, 2018 at 12:57 am)Kit Wrote:
(September 10, 2018 at 12:55 am)J a c k Wrote: What in the holy fuck is that lol tell meeeeeeeeeeee

It works in two ways, but one of the ways is that it tightly squeezes your tiny balls and makes them bulge bigger.

Hehe
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#1814
RE: Random Thoughts
September 10, 2018 at 1:31 am
One thing that annoys me about television and movies:

A pertinent piece of information is discovered, but never shared immediately.

That just doesn't happen in real life.
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 10, 2018 at 4:08 am
I HATE bureaucracy
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 10, 2018 at 4:16 am
(September 10, 2018 at 4:08 am)Lucanus Wrote: I HATE bureaucracy

It's absolutely unnecessary.
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#1817
RE: Random Thoughts
September 10, 2018 at 6:05 am (This post was last modified: September 10, 2018 at 6:06 am by Mr.Obvious.)
I might be The most boring person in my team at work.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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#1818
RE: Random Thoughts
September 10, 2018 at 6:24 am
Time for bed.

How's that for boring?
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 10, 2018 at 6:30 am
(September 10, 2018 at 4:16 am)Kit Wrote:
(September 10, 2018 at 4:08 am)Lucanus Wrote: I HATE bureaucracy

It's absolutely unnecessary.

Tell me about it. I queued for 40 minutes today at the degree office of my university, only to find out that I didn't even have to, because the instructions were wrong and I didn't have to go sign any papers. Dio cane
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 10, 2018 at 4:44 pm
Flerp
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