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UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.

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UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
September 10, 2018 at 4:39 pm
UFO = Unidentified Flying Object. 

If you get close enough to one to abduct it, it should be easily identified. Then it would no longer be a UFO. QED
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RE: UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
September 10, 2018 at 4:43 pm
"It was a red el camino, being driven by my friend Ted" - and then the anal probing began.
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RE: UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
September 10, 2018 at 5:10 pm (This post was last modified: September 10, 2018 at 5:10 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(September 10, 2018 at 4:43 pm)Khemikal Wrote: "It was a red el camino, being driven by my friend Ted" - and then the anal probing began.

[Image: probe.gif]

Animated gifs never work here.
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RE: UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
September 10, 2018 at 5:13 pm
(September 10, 2018 at 4:43 pm)Khemikal Wrote: "It was a red el camino, being driven by my friend Ted" - and then the anal probing began.

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RE: UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
September 10, 2018 at 5:33 pm
So basically you're saying only cows can be abducted by a UFO?
I believe it!

I'd travel to the other side of the galaxy for a nice steak too Dunno
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RE: UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
September 10, 2018 at 5:41 pm
(September 10, 2018 at 5:10 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(September 10, 2018 at 4:43 pm)Khemikal Wrote: "It was a red el camino, being driven by my friend Ted" - and then the anal probing began.

[Image: probe.gif]

Animated gifs never work here.

You got that right. [Image: probe.gif]
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RE: UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
September 10, 2018 at 5:43 pm
(September 10, 2018 at 5:41 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote:
(September 10, 2018 at 5:10 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: [Image: probe.gif]

Animated gifs never work here.

You got that right. [Image: probe.gif]

Yours isn't moving either, it's just an obstacle delusion.
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RE: UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
September 10, 2018 at 6:13 pm
They work.  You just need to get them from an https site.
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RE: UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
September 10, 2018 at 6:20 pm
(September 10, 2018 at 6:13 pm)Minimalist Wrote: They work.  You just need to get them from an https site.
Well that sucks. My favorite are not https.
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RE: UFO Abductions, impossible, and here's why.
September 10, 2018 at 6:42 pm
(September 10, 2018 at 5:33 pm)ignoramus Wrote: So basically you're saying only cows can be abducted by a UFO?
I believe it!

I'd travel to the other side of the galaxy for a nice steak too Dunno

I'd venture to the End of the Universe for a nice steak.
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