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Dowsing?
#51
RE: Dowsing?
(September 16, 2018 at 4:11 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Dowsing rod sounds like a male porn star.

Dozing Rod, over the hill porn star.
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#52
RE: Dowsing?
As OBSERVED by this fucker!--some cashes are stolen by birds that witness the burial. And, some nuts turn into trees! These critters DO NOT find dry holes! They're findings are 100% as far as I have observed!

Get a doe license and kill a doe. Cut out it's genitalia and wait. You WILL bag a buck--guarans!

Now, figure it out! I DID!

Why do I study deer? Because they can track a moving target! So if I want to be a bounty hunter, I better start with deer. I was asked to do this once and I couldn't do it. Are you surprised? I can only dowse where the were, NOT WHERE THEY ARE! There is a lag if they move. If they double back--I'm fucked! If they take time to eat or sleep, their fucked! But I can't do it from here. I have to be in the field tracking them. And all I can do is track them until the stop moving.

Yet, the authorities are also good trackers and really don't need me at this point. Yet, I can help them cut to the chase. But, then I am not a bounty hunter am I?

Well, that's what I learned from deer, so far.

If you ask me, "then be like a squirrel and find buried treasure?". That is actually very difficult because the information becomes very diverse and sporadic. IT'S WAY TOO MUCH! But, in reality, that explosion of information is designed to help you find the target. It takes practice, practice, practice to find the simplicity of the information.

Most dowsers think that crossing rods are "X marks the spot". No, no, my friend, they just found the place to start looking. Dowsing must me done from every angle and many levels of height until you see the pattern. Until then, don't waste time and energy digging dry holes because that's all you will ever find.

I have attempted this only one time. There is a legend here of pirates that buried 6 crates of treasure at Kaena Point on O'ahu along a wall. I went to Kaena and found it. Unfortunately, the mountain side they buried it in has since collapsed into the ocean burying it under the ocean. And the coastline there is treacherous. There are perfect waves there that few surf because those wave are only accessible by boat.

Yet, I still have the burial tomb of king Kamehameha 1 to look forward to, buried with gold and diamonds and his famous red cloak. It is of such historical significance that it is actually worthless to me. But it would be a nice find for the people of Hawai'i!
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#53
RE: Dowsing?
I imagine you're going to be a right old coot in the nursing home.
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#54
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Is it possible to redirect any volume do water? Say, massive floods caused by hurricanes/Typhoons?
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#55
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...wait is this a serious thread?
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#56
RE: Dowsing?
(September 18, 2018 at 11:44 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: ...wait is this a serious thread?

Well, one person thinks it is.

Of course, that same person thinks feeding squirrels at the park = scientific study. Big Grin
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#57
RE: Dowsing?
Tracking deer, lol.  

Step 1 - put a pile of corn outside of your house.
Step 2 - buy a case of beer.
Step 3 - load your rifle, crack the window just enough to get the barrel out, and wait.

Using this method, I can tell you exactly where deer are...not only that, I can tell you where they will be. Namely, my freezer. What kind of nutball sniffs through the forest looking for rats with horns?
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#58
RE: Dowsing?
(September 18, 2018 at 11:44 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: ...wait is this a serious thread?

Not to me it isn't.



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#59
RE: Dowsing?
(September 18, 2018 at 11:26 am)Pandæmonium Wrote: Is it possible to redirect any volume do water? Say, massive floods caused by hurricanes/Typhoons?

Yes! You are human and powerful! NEVER, ever underestimate your power to be powerful and to love. Nature is nature and loves love and righteousness(perfection). She is a very powerful entity. She is NOT against you. She loves lovers! She LOVES perfection! She ONLY seeks harmony! Love IS harmony! Hate and Chaos, she will execute! You, she will honor--if you are willing to help her fight! The rest will be CRUCHED whether theologian, or scientist, both do not honor her! Particle Theory is un-God and un-nature! Young Earth is NOT truth, not God and not nature. God is God, Nature is Nature. God is the highest authority if you care to accept it. God is higher than nature and depends on nature to be harmony. If you reject the authority that God is willing to give you, then, you have been subjected to nature without any authority!


God never intended for anyone to be stupid to nature or God! Yet, it exists. Paul said, "you will know God by WHAT he has made". When I seek the truth of nature, which CAN'T be otherwise: I learn more and more of the glory of my God. I say "my God" because it is not the Xtian God!

All I see, as an expert in the NT biblical language, is life, harmony and power! Their is NO religion! NO theology! That is just 2,000yrs of deception given us by power mongers and the completely stupid(the old and modern church). The bible is just teaching us how to go through life KICKIN" ASS! NOT, how to get our ass kicked! It's about how to be glorious, right her, right now so that you CAN'T screw it up!

Please permit me to quote this very popular verse correctly:

Hyper-Literal: For(conjunction assigning a reason) thusly, (2)thee God, (1)He-agapaO-loves* (3-)thee kosmos-world even-as-and thee Son of-Him-same, namely--thee uniquely-begotten, He-gives* that(purpose) any thee one-keeps-on-trusting(not a “one shot” decision but continuous, repeated, customary action--do not argue with Greek present participles!) into Him-same no he-might-be(acting upon themselves--stupidly)-rendered-useless (keep-on trusting into Him and you cannot screw it up!) but-rather he-might-be(and continue)-having zOE-life(feminine), breath-being-belong-to-her(life--right here, right now!). John 3:16

Now please! Isn't that gorgeous? The only person that should, and will, be pissed-off is an Xtian! One who believes that "salvation" is future and the fire insurance! When really, it's just living and breathing life, right here, right now as it comes for the purpose of being glorified by God. Which make Him look good and then, and ONLY then, we become a witness and a testimony of the living God and His power!


Until then, their just a bunch of Xtians getting their asses kicked! Existing without life, or power!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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#60
RE: Dowsing?
(September 12, 2018 at 4:45 pm)Haipule Wrote: I never thought much about it until suddenly, my hand started targeting things like nuts, bolts, batteries, cigarette butts and coins.

So, I tracked a $1.00 scratch off lottery reel in FL where I bought my cigarettes. When the target was close, I asked how many tickets to buy and it formed my hand to indicate 12. The first ticket was a $20.00 winner and the 12th ticket was a $15.00 winner with $6.00 in between!


So, I tracked a reel near my brothers house from here in HI, where gambling and lotteries are illegal, it was a $5.00 game, and when it was close, I called my brother and had him buy 3 tickets off that reel. The 3rd ticket was a $100.00 winner!


So, I know that dowsing is real but, as far as scratch off lottery reels go; it's a waste of time. I mean, the amount of work was not worth the payout. At least, not yet.

Assuming these stories are all true, and you aren't leaving out instances where you failed, you're still talking about three data points. I can tell you times when I rolled three d20s and got three 20s back to back. While rare (1 in 8,000 times), those things do happen sometimes. Statistics are weird like that.

Now, convincing me that your brain is somehow subconsciously in tune with the difference between winning and losing scratch off tickets... good luck. The few times I've ever used them, I had to re-read the ticket half a dozen times to make sure I didn't miss anything. How you can instantly tell, through the silver coating, I can't even.
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