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Weirdest sermon I have ever heard
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Weirdest sermon I have ever heard
September 21, 2011 at 6:08 am (This post was last modified: September 21, 2011 at 6:09 am by Justtristo.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqLKSOwkUEw
and I have heard some pretty weird sermons in my time Confusedhock:
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RE: Weirdest sermon I have ever heard
September 21, 2011 at 6:10 am
Evidently you've never heard any of Fred Phelps' sermons then...
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RE: Weirdest sermon I have ever heard
September 21, 2011 at 6:16 am
(September 21, 2011 at 6:10 am)Tiberius Wrote: Evidently you've never heard any of Fred Phelps' sermons then...

No but his has to be more understandable than that one I posted.
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RE: Weirdest sermon I have ever heard
September 21, 2011 at 6:26 am
Tristo...I am thinking that we (in Oz) miss ALOT of the nutso crap that inflicts Europe and the USA in[particular? Tongue
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RE: Weirdest sermon I have ever heard
September 21, 2011 at 6:46 am
(September 21, 2011 at 6:26 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Tristo...I am thinking that we (in Oz) miss ALOT of the nutso crap that inflicts Europe and the USA in[particular? Tongue

Little doubt in my opinion are nuts who say that kind of shit. However nobody has managed to notice them.

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RE: Weirdest sermon I have ever heard
September 21, 2011 at 9:22 am (This post was last modified: September 21, 2011 at 9:23 am by Rev. Rye.)
(September 21, 2011 at 6:10 am)Tiberius Wrote: Evidently you've never heard any of Fred Phelps' sermons then...

I've heard some excerpts from his sermons:
"George Bush worships Mr. Peanut, whose name is the Great God Goober."
(This is apparently supposed to be a real quote)

And here's an even more bizarre sermon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwsWskgKe5E

ARE YOU LAUGHING BIATCH?
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RE: Weirdest sermon I have ever heard
September 21, 2011 at 11:21 am
Whatever. That first bitch is just ghetto trash that figured out how to make a little coin by talking about jesus the only way she knows how.


And this giant walking douche bag curses more than Min and I put together. Cool Shades
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwsWskgKe5E


....thus my response to his video:






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RE: Weirdest sermon I have ever heard
September 21, 2011 at 2:14 pm (This post was last modified: September 21, 2011 at 2:14 pm by Welsh cake.)
Like a bad film, its not about how many weird sermons you inevitably end up listening to or attending in your lifetime that matters, its whether you have the sense and self-respect to walk out or stop listening when they start insulting your intelligence that really counts.
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RE: Weirdest sermon I have ever heard
September 21, 2011 at 10:15 pm
(September 21, 2011 at 11:21 am)Cinjin Wrote:



At least it's not boring, which is more than I can say about most of the sermons I've seen in my life.
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RE: Weirdest sermon I have ever heard
September 22, 2011 at 1:11 am (This post was last modified: September 22, 2011 at 1:14 am by Erinome.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUSyXUaHrZI

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