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Pastor to be extradited to Kenya
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Pastor to be extradited to Kenya
September 21, 2011 at 9:21 am
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14992891

No matter how nice things are, there will always be someone who goes and kidnaps your baby...
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RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya
September 21, 2011 at 9:46 am
Yet another good, honest Christian. I bet he was taking large "donations" for performing these "miracles".

I wonder who the other 4 children went to?
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RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya
September 21, 2011 at 9:52 am
At least he isn't raping the children... Coz that would never happen in an organised religion now, would it... Tongue
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RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya
September 21, 2011 at 11:59 am
I wonder what the punishment is?
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RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya
September 21, 2011 at 12:08 pm
(September 21, 2011 at 11:59 am)Minimalist Wrote: I wonder what the punishment is?

7 to 10 years for each offense, according to kenyalaw.org. Looks like he's violated multiple kidnapping statutes though.
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RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya
September 21, 2011 at 12:40 pm
Article Wrote:When asked how he explained the births of children with DNA different to that of their alleged parents, he said: "The miracle babies which are happening in our ministry are beyond human imagination.

"It is not something I can say I can explain because they are of God and things of God cannot be explained by a human being."


This is just such a classic phrase and a favorite of all Christians. That's right, I said it, ALL Christians. True, the majority of christians are not running child trafficking rings, but that little nugget is always kept in their back pocket just in case something ridiculous needs an explanation.

and by the way ...
Thanks for all the high moral standards you all keep setting. If that fucking bar gets set any higher lower, us non-believers won't even be able to limbo under the damn thing!
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September 21, 2011 at 1:16 pm
All things are justifiable in the name of god.
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RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya
September 21, 2011 at 1:27 pm
(September 21, 2011 at 1:16 pm)Faith No More Wrote: All things are justifiable in the name of god money.


The god game is a lucrative con. Always has been.
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RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya
September 21, 2011 at 1:36 pm (This post was last modified: September 21, 2011 at 1:37 pm by Rokcet Scientist.)
(September 21, 2011 at 1:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(September 21, 2011 at 1:16 pm)Faith No More Wrote: All things are justifiable in the name of god money.

The god game is a lucrative con.

Exactly like the 9/11 game is a lucrative con: it's grossed 13 trillion bucks in a mere decade!
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RE: Pastor to be extradited to Kenya
September 21, 2011 at 2:20 pm
The fact that he was extradited from the UK is a "miracle".

There are a lot of fuckers like him, even worse cold-blooded murders, living on our shores who can't be forcibly removed because they argue it would breach their human rights.
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