Tits or GTFO! Nice sword TSQ.
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Titz!?!
Found a usb stick in my closet, I was prepared for the worst, but I'm actually pretty happy how it turned out, some old pics we thought we'd lost.
(BTW Shell, I could get you a pair of pasties like that and you wouldn't need a warning right?) "Quick, ask her to marry you before she realizes you're a giant douche!" "One day you too, my love, will have fantastic hair"
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
[dies at work, laughing, on the floor, boss staring]
"Quick, ask her to marry you before she realizes you're a giant douche!"
why? Is she close to finding out your other account is Statler Waldork?
Oof! He's a quick one.
i can go for hours. call me sting. (doesnt mean i have a little prick!)
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