There's a 'Breaking Bad' movie in development.

Going to see the orthopedic today.

They tell me that 1) toast lands with the buttered side down and 2) a cat always lands on its feet.  The logical result, then, of fixing a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and then dropping the cat should be that the cat/toast symbiote never reaches the floor, but simply revolves forever.

My wife foolishly refuses to let me test this hypothesis.

Boru

Orthopedic doctor cleared me to return to work at full duty.

HAHAHAHA, you said duty. 

(November 8, 2018 at 10:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: They tell me that 1) toast lands with the buttered side down and 2) a cat always lands on its feet.  The logical result, then, of fixing a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and then dropping the cat should be that the cat/toast symbiote never reaches the floor, but simply revolves forever.

My wife foolishly refuses to let me test this hypothesis.

Boru

You would have to put 4 small pieces of toast on it's feet surely? If you put it on it's back you've just got a cat with toast on it's back.

IWNKYAAIMI:
 If you put it on it's back you've just got a cat with toast on it's back

Hey, it's not bad. Mind you, a full grown cat is you slightly more gamey than kitten. But tasty all the same, especially when paired with the right bread.

(November 8, 2018 at 2:57 pm)no one Wrote: IWNKYAAIMI:
 If you put it on it's back you've just got a cat with toast on it's back

Hey, it's not bad. Mind you, a full grown cat is you slightly more gamey than kitten. But tasty all the same, especially when paired with the right bread.

We eat puppies and babies here, not cats.

Lies, we totally eat pussy here.

(November 8, 2018 at 2:52 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote:

(November 8, 2018 at 10:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: They tell me that 1) toast lands with the buttered side down and 2) a cat always lands on its feet.  The logical result, then, of fixing a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and then dropping the cat should be that the cat/toast symbiote never reaches the floor, but simply revolves forever.

My wife foolishly refuses to let me test this hypothesis.

Boru

You would have to put 4 small pieces of toast on it's feet surely? If you put it on it's back you've just got a cat with toast on it's back.

No, because the propensity for the butter side to hit the floor would be counterbalanced by the cat’s propensity to land on it’s feet.  If you put toast on the cat’s feet, the whole unit would simply land feet first.

Boru