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#2551
RE: Random Thoughts
November 28, 2018 at 4:11 pm
There's an old saying about thinking outside the box.

I suspect men spend most of their time about being in the box...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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#2552
RE: Random Thoughts
November 28, 2018 at 4:16 pm
Like the old joke where two men are arguing about porn.

One says, 'I'll never watch it.  I don't see the point of looking at some other guy's cock.'

His mate says, 'You're going about it wrong.  You're supposed to be looking AROUND his cock.'

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#2553
RE: Random Thoughts
November 28, 2018 at 10:35 pm
Boru points to the stars and says: Aim high and you can accomplish anything!

Iggy stares at his finger in acknowledgement. ...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#2554
RE: Random Thoughts
November 28, 2018 at 10:56 pm
My wife came to me a few minutes ago and exclaimed, "I have a starfish!" Shortly after that, one of my sons asked if it was chocolate. I said that, no, it is chrome. It's the five-legged wheel setup for her new office chair, you nasty thinkers, you! Tongue
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#2555
RE: Random Thoughts
November 29, 2018 at 9:13 am
When your only tool is a hammer, every problem starts to look like it can be solved by beating someone to death.  With your hammer.

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#2556
RE: Random Thoughts
November 29, 2018 at 9:22 am
(November 29, 2018 at 9:13 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When your only tool is a hammer, every problem starts to look like it can be solved by beating someone to death.  With your hammer.

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Thor is a better god than Jesus.


Jesus got nailed to a board.

Thor has a hammer.


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RE: Random Thoughts
November 29, 2018 at 11:08 am
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#2558
RE: Random Thoughts
November 29, 2018 at 1:47 pm
Apparently the cats know ir's my birthday.

I woke up this morning with a dead rat in bed with me.

It's the thought that counts...


...so I'm told.

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#2559
RE: Random Thoughts
November 29, 2018 at 1:52 pm
Perhaps it's not a thoughtful as you think. Maybe those felines think you can't hold your tongue.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 29, 2018 at 1:55 pm
(November 29, 2018 at 1:52 pm)no one Wrote: Perhaps it's not a thoughtful as you think. Maybe those felines think you can't hold your tongue.

Well, I do know some of their secrets.

For instance, they sleep or rest 16 hours a day!

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