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RE: Random Thoughts
November 28, 2018 at 4:11 pm
There's an old saying about thinking outside the box.
I suspect men spend most of their time about being in the box...
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 28, 2018 at 4:16 pm
Like the old joke where two men are arguing about porn.
One says, 'I'll never watch it. I don't see the point of looking at some other guy's cock.'
His mate says, 'You're going about it wrong. You're supposed to be looking AROUND his cock.'
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 28, 2018 at 10:35 pm
Boru points to the stars and says: Aim high and you can accomplish anything!
Iggy stares at his finger in acknowledgement. ...
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 28, 2018 at 10:56 pm
My wife came to me a few minutes ago and exclaimed, "I have a starfish!" Shortly after that, one of my sons asked if it was chocolate. I said that, no, it is chrome. It's the five-legged wheel setup for her new office chair, you nasty thinkers, you!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 29, 2018 at 9:13 am
When your only tool is a hammer, every problem starts to look like it can be solved by beating someone to death. With your hammer.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 29, 2018 at 11:08 am
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 29, 2018 at 1:47 pm
Apparently the cats know ir's my birthday.
I woke up this morning with a dead rat in bed with me.
It's the thought that counts...
...so I'm told.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 29, 2018 at 1:52 pm
Perhaps it's not a thoughtful as you think. Maybe those felines think you can't hold your tongue.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 29, 2018 at 1:55 pm
(November 29, 2018 at 1:52 pm)no one Wrote: Perhaps it's not a thoughtful as you think. Maybe those felines think you can't hold your tongue.
Well, I do know some of their secrets.
For instance, they sleep or rest 16 hours a day!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
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