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A better gum thread

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A better gum thread
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A better gum thread
May 15, 2019 at 9:55 am
My gum thread is the best.


You anti- gum people are stupid, ugly, and as sexy as a dead muskrat in a hot tub....


So there...
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RE: A better gum thread
May 15, 2019 at 10:47 am
That's right. I have long gums, scatter gums, short gums and pink gums. All but the pink gums are locked up; I use my teeth to defend the pink gums.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: A better gum thread
May 15, 2019 at 10:59 am
I just killed a bus load of kids with my gum.
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RE: A better gum thread
May 15, 2019 at 12:51 pm
(May 15, 2019 at 9:55 am)onlinebiker Wrote:  as sexy as a dead muskrat in a hot tub....

So turned on right now...

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RE: A better gum thread
May 15, 2019 at 9:59 pm
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Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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RE: A better gum thread
May 15, 2019 at 10:14 pm
(May 15, 2019 at 12:51 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 15, 2019 at 9:55 am)onlinebiker Wrote:  as sexy as a dead muskrat in a hot tub....

So turned on right now...

Boru

If I could figure out how to post a YouTube video, I would set you up with some mood music...a little 'Muskrat Love' by Captain and Tennille.  

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Send lawyers, guns, and money...
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RE: A better gum thread
May 16, 2019 at 7:22 am (This post was last modified: May 16, 2019 at 7:22 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)


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RE: A better gum thread
May 16, 2019 at 7:25 am
(May 16, 2019 at 7:22 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:


Sweet baby Jesus, that is quite possibly the best love song EVER!!!  It's...it's...almost as good as every song ABBA ever recorded!

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