(May 20, 2019 at 9:41 pm)AgnosAtheis Wrote: Perhaps my bad habit of holding in my pee for too long. One time I laughed at my own joke so hard I leaked a bit of urine in my pants - which that in itself is funny so I laughed some more. At this point I couldn't contain the unstoppable flow and just let everything go in front of everyone.. as they watch my lower half get soaking wet. I mobbed the floor, still laughing and red afterwards. 

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I saw a woman at a comedy club jump up and bolt out with a horrified look on her face. I caught a whiff as she went past......

I talked to the comic after his set and told him that she had peed her pants.

He goes gleefully exclaimed - "Yeah! I win!".

(May 21, 2019 at 4:07 am)AgnosAtheis Wrote:

(May 20, 2019 at 9:41 pm)AgnosAtheis Wrote: TL;DR - peed myself indoors at 16.

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Looks darn misleading in that order. I suggest moderators specify the exact reason for link removal cause y'know it looks as if some serious offense had been violated but 30/30 = New members must make 30 posts and be a member for 30 days before they are allowed to post external content, such as links, images, or videos. Unique rule there. Ha.. @Losty

For anyone wondering, it's just a face of an anime dude blushing.

My apologies when I clicked the link it seemed like some sort of profile page or something.
I’ve added your picture back into your post but not as a link.

When I transferred to the HS I graduated from in my sophomore year, I took a theater class and the teacher had us all sit in a circle on stage and introduce ourselves, and say what our hobbies and likes are. The entire class laughed at me when I said I was a huge fan of Farrah Fawcett.

At my mothers funeral, one of the guys holding the ropes as they lowered the coffin into the grave let the rope slip, the coffin tilted at about a 30 degree angle and it looked for a moment like it was going to fall and land on it's end. It was the look on the guys face that set me off giggling. Bad looks from assorted relatives!

(May 21, 2019 at 7:56 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: At my mothers funeral, one of the guys holding the ropes as they lowered the coffin into the grave let the rope slip, the coffin tilted at about a 30 degree angle and it looked for a moment like it was going to fall and land on it's end. It was the look on the guys face that set me off giggling. Bad looks from assorted relatives!

Stress giggles can get you killed.

My gf watched GoT w/ me last night (she usually doesn't). She asked if Peter Dinklaage was the star of the show. I said 'yeah, he's really big on Game of Thrones'.

(May 21, 2019 at 9:37 am)Mister Agenda Wrote: My gf watched GoT w/ me last night (she usually doesn't). She asked if Peter Dinklaage was the star of the show. I said 'yeah, he's really big on Game of Thrones'.

Meh, he's HUGE on Nidavellir.

(May 21, 2019 at 4:48 am)Losty Wrote: My apologies when I clicked the link it seemed like some sort of profile page or something.
I’ve added your picture back into your post but not as a link.

It's an image hosting url or stash. (':
Thank you.

(May 21, 2019 at 4:28 am)onlinebiker Wrote: I talked to the comic after his set and told him that she had peed her pants.

Best compliment for comedians ever.
Gotta wear adult diapers next time.

At the funeral home with dad and sisters - making arrangements for mom's funeral.

Mortician: any particular music?


Me - How about Amazing Grace, played on a kazoo?


Mortician: [sputter]...

Me:.Just fuckin' with ya. Mom had a warped sense of humor too......

Barely 20 years old. Had enough money to do a West to East coast city to city summer travel vacation. Ended up Back Packing around the Great Northwest. Had only enough money to hitchhike back to the Southwest U.S. I was near the Washington / Idaho / Canadian border when it was time to turn back. Filled my canteen with the coldest, remotest, clearest stream water. By the time I got to the highway I was shitting my brains out. Any water or food I consumed spewed uncontrollably out of me within 30 minutes. Stuck my thumb out and waited. Had to frequently ditch into the brush and miss a ride. When I did get a ride it was usually a trucker or lost soul looking for somebody to talk to. Me, I had to yell "Pull over!!!" every 30 minutes."What?" "Pull over!!!" Then "Are you OK!" "No!" They were all nice about it. Did not make it to the Southwest. Made it to Eugene, Oregon and had to call my folks for money to fly back. My Kerouac summer!