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RE: Random Thoughts
June 13, 2019 at 8:49 pm
Today, I learned that shingles can also be a sexually transmitted disease. Before you cry out "That's a different kind of herpes, moron!" hear me out. My therapist told me this story:
One of her sons once caught the chicken pox when he was young. But it was a mild variation, so it wasn't that bad. Years later, he went to college, and his girlfriend caught the chicken pox. He said "I've had the chicken pox before. You can still sleep with me." And so they did. The next day, he got shingles.
(Just so we're clear, the more common type of herpes did not come up at all in the story. I tried telling the story to my Dad and it took a while before I convinced him that herpes simplex did not figure at all.)
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 13, 2019 at 10:10 pm
(June 13, 2019 at 7:40 am)ignoramus Wrote: If I'm ever reborn as a fish, I'd like to be the one John West rejects 
Does John West reject you as a human, too?
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June 14, 2019 at 12:57 am
Stranger in a bar, "Is this seat saved?"
Me, pulling out a bible, "No. Are you?"
SIAB: "Uh. I'll sit over there."
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 14, 2019 at 2:51 am
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(June 13, 2019 at 10:10 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (June 13, 2019 at 7:40 am)ignoramus Wrote: If I'm ever reborn as a fish, I'd like to be the one John West rejects
Does John West reject you as a human, too?
It just makes me happy to know that you're back to normal!
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June 14, 2019 at 3:06 am
(June 14, 2019 at 2:51 am)ignoramus Wrote: (June 13, 2019 at 10:10 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Does John West reject you as a human, too?
It just makes me happy to know that you're back to normal!
Define "normal".
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 14, 2019 at 3:15 am
passive aggressive bitchy snob
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June 14, 2019 at 3:27 am
(June 14, 2019 at 3:15 am)ignoramus Wrote: passive aggressive bitchy snob
What the fuck?
When have I EVER been a snob??
And "passive"?
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 14, 2019 at 4:04 am
I'll tell you a quick story.
Watch this.
I loved the song which came on after Simon pressed the buzzer!
I searched the lyrics, by the fifth attempt I found the song and it happens to be in the movie
So I liked the music video so much, I bought the blueray!
and it gave me cancer!
(no it didn't-haven't watched it yet ...shoosh, don't tell me nothing!)
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 14, 2019 at 5:35 am
My teeth rot away, but the candy is too delicious.
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 14, 2019 at 8:59 am
I only have three real teeth left, but those steering wheels are so delicious. :-)
