"Em goin' tae smash ye!"

A good Scottish phrase for you.

(September 26, 2011 at 2:52 pm)Cinjin Wrote: I hate that classic phrase, "Come here son, I want to bend you over and shove a bit of jesus up your ass."


What? No ones ever heard this one?!?! That was just my priest?!?!!


SON OF A BITCH!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

"You should have done X Y or Z" makes me want to stab the person in the eye with a fork.

I also LOATHE con advertising:

"SALE! UP TO X% off"

"FROM as little as $X"

"Buy now and receive a free purple wanglemurtzle valued at $5000"


"The first 100 callers get seventeen for the price of one"

"Try it free for 30 days"


PLUS almost every toothpaste, cosmetics*,shampoo and breakfast cereal ad.


I hate advertising almost as much as I hate politics;both are innately amoral in my opinion.



*One big cosmetic company (Estee Lauder I think) was massively fined here for making therapeutic claims for its 'anti-aging' cosmetic.

I love it when some loser who has no idea what having an ounce of empathy is like says, "Can't have it all!" orrr "Can't have your cake and eat it too!"... when some catastrophic pwnage happens to me. --Who says that?

I also tend to get violent when I hear anything spoke in "hillbilly" whether it's intentional or just messing.

"I didnt come from no monkey"

Its a huge red flag. When i hear that statement, I hear "I dont know shit about biology."

'Thats more than you can wave a stick at'. who waves sticks at large groups of things?

But my least favourite must be.

'not tonight darling'

Quote:"I didnt come from no monkey"

Quite a relief to monkeys everywhere.

(September 26, 2011 at 9:57 am)Heather Wrote:

(September 26, 2011 at 9:50 am)ElDinero Wrote: 'You've got to read that passage about beating your slave IN CONTEXT'

Oh yeah! The whole "in context" drives me insane. Especially when some parts are to be taken literal in the Bible and some are not to be taken literally.... it's awesome how they can pick and choose which items and when.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK7P7uZFf5o
Typical

Got threatened with this last night,

"De ye wonna swally yer teeth big mon?!"

That's a Northern Irish accent for you, he meant: Do you want to swallow your teeth big man?!

I found that pretty unpleasant at the time, but thinking about it, in that accent, it's quite musical.

was just wondering if this thread is strictly religious phrases that annoy, or can it be any phrase that causes annoyance.