AF Nutty Awards
October 12, 2011 at 5:00 pm
(This post was last modified: December 26, 2012 at 1:31 am by Rayaan.)
These are just some weird categories that I made up and awarded them to certain members in the forum.
Of course, there are many of you who aren't mentioned here and the reason for this could be that I couldn't find a good title to award you with, or that you haven't been posting much, or that you're too new and I don't know you well enough, or that I forgot about you, or perhaps a combination of some of those reasons. It certainly doesn't mean that you don't have anything special. You might even be awarded with something at a later time although it doesn't really matter because this is just for fun and hence I made these as "nutty awards."
Also, all the other members can make up their own award titles and then give them to whoever they want. But try to make them a little silly and/or creative as I did.
Having said that, here are mines.
Edit: I'll be adding all the new ones in this post also (the ones which I made up only).
The Walking Photoshop:
Cinjin
The internet bot who acts just like a human:
Moros Synackaon
The Oldest Heavyweight Christian:
fr0d0
The Best Virtual Dad:
Darwinian
The King of One-liners:
Minimalist
The absurdist who drinks beer along with dog shit:
reverendjeremiah
The Queen of Intimate Talk:
thesummerqueen
The Christopher Hitchens Lover:
5thHorseman
The best atheist parent ...
whose name begins with an "a," ends with an "a," and has an "a" in the middle:
aleialoura
The Word/Grammar/Language Whiz:
Shell B
The best to judge tits and asses:
Epimethean
The Coolest Scottish Atheist (and Nerd):
frankiej
The color-blind atheist who is the father of the cutest baby:
Faith No More
Most likely to tell you in your face that you are going to Hell:
Godschild
The last poet who is not a poet:
LastPoet
The God of Steel Creatures:
leo-rcc
The Best 15-year-old Atheist:
MilesTailsPrower
The Internet White Knight:
Napoleon
The member who can twist people into Mandelbrot fractals:
Kayenneh
The Fast but Not-So-Furious:
Rhythm
The Telescope of AF:
orogenicman
The most annoyed by a nativity scene set up by his wife every Christmas:
Thor
The Smartest Old Fart Atheists:
padraic, Minimalist
The member who is fast enough to dodge a pepper spray:
salty
The TAG Specialist:
Ryft
The Muslim who is most likely to bring economics into a religious discussion:
ruhollah
The Worst Muslim that Ever Lived:
Rayaan
The expert of making nonsense polls in the Off-topic section:
Vaeolet Lilly Blossom
The Godzillas of AF:
Welsh cake, Gawdzilla
The members who battle with the most beautiful swords:
Shell B, thesummerqueen
The Creationist Superman:
Statler Waldorf
Most likely to make you go to a dictionary:
Chuck
The best Aussie and atheist couples who both ride motorbikes:
Zen Badger, Kichigaineko
The atheists who are most likely to worship the soil:
Kichigaineko, thesummerqueen, Rhythm
The Transcender of the Internet:
Tiberius
The Dismantler of Arguments into Nothingness:
theVOID
The member who makes everyone impatient after making every single post:
Loading Please Wait
The Christian whose coffee avatar warms up everyone:
coffeeveritas
The coolest atheist with an acute depression:
Stimbo
Most likely to break a table after listening to the "Queen" (band) and other classics:
bozo
The deist who rocks at AF debates AND Youtube:
DeistPaladin
The Aussie who is most likely to be reading a book which deals with history:
Justtristo
Female with the most masculine username:
Rhage
The Wiccan who likes to ride on the back of grocery carts:
Anymouse
The most skilled at casting out anti-atheist demons from a computer:
BethK
Most likely to invent a cult of science with mystifying rituals:
R-e-n-n-a-t
The theist who had a spiritual experience while looking at a landscape:
lucent
The moderator who says the weirdest things and yet makes you laugh:
Rhizomorph13
The best meat-on-a-popsicle man ever made:
Jaysyn
Most likely to have the highest number of words in a single post:
TheDarkestofAngels
The most artistic member born in 1982:
Jay1982
The aviator who kills his internet enemies from above:
Ace Otana
The atheist with a spiritualist wife who talks to the dead:
downbeatplumb
The busiest theist in real life who is mostly missing in action:
tackattack
The member with the most beautiful Greek username:
Phaedra
The most sane atheist with 3 different mental disorders (or perhaps more than that):
I_Blaspheme
The one who never gives up in searching for answers:
searchingforanswers
The nerdiest hyperlexic who knows about a lot of random crap:
Rev. Rye
The math nerd from Scotland:
edk141
The member whose posts MUST look like a staircase:
twocompulsive
The inventor of the term "The Crash of 2011" (with a copyright):
HeyItsZeus
Most likely to get kicked out by his father for being an atheist:
Lehrling
The best 'mixed' religious member and an idol of Genghis Khan:
kılıç_mehmet
The wittiest ex-Muslim who is missing in action:
annatar
The member who needs to be less intimidated by long paragraphs
SophiaGrace
The most talented request-me-a-song-and-I'll-play-it-for-you-on-youtube atheist:
ElDinero
The atheist who is most argued against on his views on homosexuality:
Dotard
The member who has the greatest number of stylish hats for his avatar:
The Magic Pudding
The most badass at creating rhymes and rap songs:
JohnDG
The Taoist and Hindu who makes great posts except when drunk:
apophenia
The most foul-mouthed motherfucker in the forums with a brummie English:
Napoleon
Most likely to explode into angry rants
Creed of Heresy
Of course, there are many of you who aren't mentioned here and the reason for this could be that I couldn't find a good title to award you with, or that you haven't been posting much, or that you're too new and I don't know you well enough, or that I forgot about you, or perhaps a combination of some of those reasons. It certainly doesn't mean that you don't have anything special. You might even be awarded with something at a later time although it doesn't really matter because this is just for fun and hence I made these as "nutty awards."
Also, all the other members can make up their own award titles and then give them to whoever they want. But try to make them a little silly and/or creative as I did.
Having said that, here are mines.
Edit: I'll be adding all the new ones in this post also (the ones which I made up only).
* * * * *
The Walking Photoshop:
Cinjin
The internet bot who acts just like a human:
Moros Synackaon
The Oldest Heavyweight Christian:
fr0d0
The Best Virtual Dad:
Darwinian
The King of One-liners:
Minimalist
The absurdist who drinks beer along with dog shit:
reverendjeremiah
The Queen of Intimate Talk:
thesummerqueen
The Christopher Hitchens Lover:
5thHorseman
The best atheist parent ...
whose name begins with an "a," ends with an "a," and has an "a" in the middle:
aleialoura
The Word/Grammar/Language Whiz:
Shell B
The best to judge tits and asses:
Epimethean
The Coolest Scottish Atheist (and Nerd):
frankiej
The color-blind atheist who is the father of the cutest baby:
Faith No More
Most likely to tell you in your face that you are going to Hell:
Godschild
The last poet who is not a poet:
LastPoet
The God of Steel Creatures:
leo-rcc
The Best 15-year-old Atheist:
MilesTailsPrower
The Internet White Knight:
Napoleon
The member who can twist people into Mandelbrot fractals:
Kayenneh
The Fast but Not-So-Furious:
Rhythm
The Telescope of AF:
orogenicman
The most annoyed by a nativity scene set up by his wife every Christmas:
Thor
The Smartest Old Fart Atheists:
padraic, Minimalist
The member who is fast enough to dodge a pepper spray:
salty
The TAG Specialist:
Ryft
The Muslim who is most likely to bring economics into a religious discussion:
ruhollah
The Worst Muslim that Ever Lived:
Rayaan
The expert of making nonsense polls in the Off-topic section:
Vaeolet Lilly Blossom
The Godzillas of AF:
Welsh cake, Gawdzilla
The members who battle with the most beautiful swords:
Shell B, thesummerqueen
The Creationist Superman:
Statler Waldorf
Most likely to make you go to a dictionary:
Chuck
The best Aussie and atheist couples who both ride motorbikes:
Zen Badger, Kichigaineko
The atheists who are most likely to worship the soil:
Kichigaineko, thesummerqueen, Rhythm
The Transcender of the Internet:
Tiberius
The Dismantler of Arguments into Nothingness:
theVOID
The member who makes everyone impatient after making every single post:
Loading Please Wait
The Christian whose coffee avatar warms up everyone:
coffeeveritas
The coolest atheist with an acute depression:
Stimbo
Most likely to break a table after listening to the "Queen" (band) and other classics:
bozo
The deist who rocks at AF debates AND Youtube:
DeistPaladin
The Aussie who is most likely to be reading a book which deals with history:
Justtristo
Female with the most masculine username:
Rhage
The Wiccan who likes to ride on the back of grocery carts:
Anymouse
The most skilled at casting out anti-atheist demons from a computer:
BethK
Most likely to invent a cult of science with mystifying rituals:
R-e-n-n-a-t
The theist who had a spiritual experience while looking at a landscape:
lucent
The moderator who says the weirdest things and yet makes you laugh:
Rhizomorph13
The best meat-on-a-popsicle man ever made:
Jaysyn
Most likely to have the highest number of words in a single post:
TheDarkestofAngels
The most artistic member born in 1982:
Jay1982
The aviator who kills his internet enemies from above:
Ace Otana
The atheist with a spiritualist wife who talks to the dead:
downbeatplumb
The busiest theist in real life who is mostly missing in action:
tackattack
The member with the most beautiful Greek username:
Phaedra
The most sane atheist with 3 different mental disorders (or perhaps more than that):
I_Blaspheme
The one who never gives up in searching for answers:
searchingforanswers
The nerdiest hyperlexic who knows about a lot of random crap:
Rev. Rye
The math nerd from Scotland:
edk141
The member whose posts MUST look like a staircase:
twocompulsive
The inventor of the term "The Crash of 2011" (with a copyright):
HeyItsZeus
Most likely to get kicked out by his father for being an atheist:
Lehrling
The best 'mixed' religious member and an idol of Genghis Khan:
kılıç_mehmet
The wittiest ex-Muslim who is missing in action:
annatar
The member who needs to be less intimidated by long paragraphs
SophiaGrace
The most talented request-me-a-song-and-I'll-play-it-for-you-on-youtube atheist:
ElDinero
The atheist who is most argued against on his views on homosexuality:
Dotard
The member who has the greatest number of stylish hats for his avatar:
The Magic Pudding
The most badass at creating rhymes and rap songs:
JohnDG
The Taoist and Hindu who makes great posts except when drunk:
apophenia
The most foul-mouthed motherfucker in the forums with a brummie English:
Napoleon
Most likely to explode into angry rants
Creed of Heresy
