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#31
RE: AF Nutty Awards
October 12, 2011 at 9:19 pm
(October 12, 2011 at 9:15 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(October 12, 2011 at 8:38 pm)Epimethean Wrote: Do I get to choose who walks out on stage to deliver my award and what she wears?

Sure, Epi, as long as you find the candidates and ask the winner yourself. Wink

10-4, dearest Shell.
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#32
RE: AF Nutty Awards
October 13, 2011 at 6:36 am
Rayaan honey...you either NEED to get yourself a girlfriend (Fuck-Buddy) and get yourself laid or learn to ride a motorcycle...

Mann! you have way too muchy time on your hands.

And thankyou for thementionz
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#33
RE: AF Nutty Awards
October 13, 2011 at 6:46 am
Heh... I win.

Cheers, my feathery friend... Yes, that's right, you have feathers now.
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#34
RE: AF Nutty Awards
October 13, 2011 at 8:40 am
Do I get an AK?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#35
RE: AF Nutty Awards
October 13, 2011 at 8:45 am
I've really gotta figure out how to capitalize on my recognized talent.
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#36
RE: AF Nutty Awards
October 13, 2011 at 8:52 am
There are already many phone lines in operation. It shouldn't be too tough to find work.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#37
RE: AF Nutty Awards
October 13, 2011 at 8:53 am
I think I'm better at writing. Perhaps I should take a page out of Anais Nin's book.
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#38
RE: AF Nutty Awards
October 13, 2011 at 8:58 am (This post was last modified: October 13, 2011 at 8:59 am by The Grand Nudger.)
So we won't be seeing any of your work for another 40 or 50 years? (correct me if I'm wrong, she died before much of her stuff was published yes?)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#39
RE: AF Nutty Awards
October 13, 2011 at 9:03 am
She wrote erotica for money in life - had an ongoing hatred for the man who collected her work because he kept telling her to take the emotion out.
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#40
RE: AF Nutty Awards
October 13, 2011 at 10:24 am
(October 13, 2011 at 9:03 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: She wrote erotica for money in life - had an ongoing hatred for the man who collected her work because he kept telling her to take the emotion out.

Take the emotion... out of erotica? Confused Fall
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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