(July 16, 2019 at 5:28 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:

(July 16, 2019 at 5:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The average human being has one testicle and is a Chinese woman named 'Mohammed'.

Boru

While the average human being has one testicle - It's only a plurality that is a Chinese lady or named Mohammed.

And this is the thanks I get for defending you in the 'Open Borders' thread - pointing out fatal flaws in my post.  Some people have no gratitude.  

Boru

“I’m a grandparent, here’s a picture of my newborn grandson. Let me show you!”

“Why? It’s a newborn. They all look like a constipated Danny De Vito, eating particularly sour lemons!”

(July 16, 2019 at 9:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: “I’m a grandparent, here’s a picture of my newborn grandson.  Let me show you!”

“Why?  It’s a newborn.  They all look like a constipated Danny De Vito, eating particularly sour lemons!”

I was talking about this sort of thing with a friend the other day.  Two people had posted pics of new(ish) kids in their families and I was struggling to find something to say.

It was decided that well-fed wasn't quite right for the little boy though he certainly appeared to be.  I saw not much else to comment on in a way I could spin into something positive.

If the other kid's eyes had been closer together I am pretty sure she would have been a cyclops.  When I should have been thinking of a pleasant comment I, instead, was wondering if they can make glasses with lenses that close together.  

Yep - going to hell in every faith.  

I hate those pics...if you have a homely kid at least put them in a cute outfit so I can comment on that.

(July 16, 2019 at 9:56 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:

(July 16, 2019 at 9:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: “I’m a grandparent, here’s a picture of my newborn grandson.  Let me show you!”

“Why?  It’s a newborn.  They all look like a constipated Danny De Vito, eating particularly sour lemons!”

I was talking about this sort of thing with a friend the other day.  Two people had posted pics of new(ish) kids in their families and I was struggling to find something to say.

It was decided that well-fed wasn't quite right for the little boy though he certainly appeared to be.  I saw not much else to comment on in a way I could spin into something positive.

If the other kid's eyes had been closer together I am pretty sure she would have been a cyclops.  When I should have been thinking of a pleasant comment I, instead, was wondering if they can make glasses with lenses that close together.  

Yep - going to hell in every faith.  

I hate those pics...if you have a homely kid at least put them in a cute outfit so I can comment on that.

Back when the family newspaper used to carry a column by "Dear Abby", the best response I ever saw was, "You must be so proud!", notwithstanding that that 7 pounds of fresh-hamburger-looking being was in no way appealing. Now, my newborn sons were the epitome of handsome, and you will never convince me otherwise. 

(July 16, 2019 at 10:31 pm)Fireball Wrote:

(July 16, 2019 at 9:56 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I was talking about this sort of thing with a friend the other day.  Two people had posted pics of new(ish) kids in their families and I was struggling to find something to say.

It was decided that well-fed wasn't quite right for the little boy though he certainly appeared to be.  I saw not much else to comment on in a way I could spin into something positive.

If the other kid's eyes had been closer together I am pretty sure she would have been a cyclops.  When I should have been thinking of a pleasant comment I, instead, was wondering if they can make glasses with lenses that close together.  

Yep - going to hell in every faith.  

I hate those pics...if you have a homely kid at least put them in a cute outfit so I can comment on that.

Back when the family newspaper used to carry a column by "Dear Abby", the best response I ever saw was, "You must be so proud!", notwithstanding that that 7 pounds of fresh-hamburger-looking being was in no way appealing. Now, my newborn sons were the epitome of handsome, and you will never convince me otherwise. 

Note to self - remember that one.  

That awkward moment you're watching Scarface and you stumble upon the realisation that THIS IS WHAT TRUMP AND THE ALT-RIGHT ACTUALLY BELIEVE ALL IMMIGRATION IS:





Seriously, for the sake of argument, imagine all the rhetoric Trump and his right have been spouting off about immigrants, and imagine that all they know about immigration comes from Scarface and its cursory coverage of the Mariel Boatlifts. How little would actually change?

When you get your words mixed up...

I watched my nephews school play the other night. Troy Story.

One of the kids had one line to say, only one line and it was.. "I'm glad that what I have done aids your cause." He said... "I'm glad that what I have done causes your aids."

I didn't laugh out loud. Honest.

(July 19, 2019 at 6:41 pm)Cod Wrote: When you get your words mixed up...

I watched my nephews school play the other night. Troy Story.

One of the kids had one line to say, only one line and it was.. "I'm glad that what I have done aids your cause." He said... "I'm glad that what I have done causes your aids."

I didn't laugh out loud. Honest.

You're a better man than I am.  That would have sent me to the floor.

Boru

Too many people are cocksure of their views to challenge them by themselves, me included.

I just combined oxygen with mercury!!!

All I can say is: OMG!