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Fuck The Ocean (warning distrubin shit )
Amarok Offline
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Fuck The Ocean (warning distrubin shit )
July 20, 2019 at 12:19 am (This post was last modified: July 20, 2019 at 12:24 am by Amarok.)
The Ocean is filled with Nightmares 




The Blob Fish 


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Why does this mound of nightmare fuel exist ?


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Kill it with fire !!!



Frilled Shark 
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More like fuck that shark
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RE: Fuck The Ocean (warning distrubin shit )
July 20, 2019 at 12:46 am
I like your suggestion, but where in the ocean would you put your dick?
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RE: Fuck The Ocean (warning distrubin shit )
July 20, 2019 at 12:47 am
(July 20, 2019 at 12:46 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: I like your suggestion, but where in the ocean would you put your dick?
Were wouldn't you ?
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RE: Fuck The Ocean (warning distrubin shit )
July 20, 2019 at 3:22 am
Personally, I think the blob fish is adorable
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RE: Fuck The Ocean (warning distrubin shit )
July 20, 2019 at 3:27 am
(July 20, 2019 at 3:22 am)Losty Wrote: Personally, I think the blob fish is adorable

I reckon that would go nicely with a glass of red wine.
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RE: Fuck The Ocean (warning distrubin shit )
July 20, 2019 at 3:37 am
Why are any of the pics disturbing? They are ugly yes, but disturbing no.

I actually hate watching nature shows like when a lion kills rival cubs. THAT is disturbing to me.
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RE: Fuck The Ocean (warning distrubin shit )
July 20, 2019 at 4:13 am
Damn nature, you scary!
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RE: Fuck The Ocean (warning distrubin shit )
July 20, 2019 at 4:37 am
(July 20, 2019 at 3:22 am)Losty Wrote: Personally, I think the blob fish is adorable

The blob fish is hideous. You are looking at it like it's some "aquatic Ziggy" or something, when the fact is, it is deep, deep, deep in the uncanny valley for a hideous human face.

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If I may contribute to the aquatic nightmare discussion, I bumped into one of these while swimming as a young lad. Luckily, it didn't sting me. I had no idea what the fuck it was, but I was super horrified by it. And I swam away quickly.

On a scientific note, this organism is called the Portuguese Man o' War and it is actually two organisms that live in such symbiosis that it appears like it is one organism. Fascinating stuff really.

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RE: Fuck The Ocean (warning distrubin shit )
July 20, 2019 at 4:44 am
The stuff of which nightmares are made:

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RE: Fuck The Ocean (warning distrubin shit )
July 20, 2019 at 5:34 am
(July 20, 2019 at 4:44 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The stuff of which nightmares are made:

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