The shit my niece says.
July 26, 2014 at 4:33 am
(This post was last modified: July 26, 2014 at 4:40 am by Violet.)
Alice's Sisterspawn Wrote:I can't wait to be great at snowboarding. then i can stop face planting and sliding down a mountain sideways.
Its like a really long snow angel. but somehow profoundly wrong
Alice's Sisterspawn Wrote:ima jump off a cliff!
its a sport.
they call it cliff diving
i hope its safe
Probably not
Alice's Sisterspawn Wrote:the dead sea makes ya float when you swim in it. bc is sooooo salty.
dont swim after shaving tho.
im guessing that hurts like ya wouldn't believe
talk about rubbing salt in the wound
Alice's Sisterspawn Wrote:i know the site
I've stalked you on it before
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
