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Putting shit into perspective
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Putting shit into perspective
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Keep in mind that the guys who wrote the old testament would have used this model for the whole universe:
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"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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Putting shit into perspective
I can't understand why jebus would care if I stroke my dong. I mean fuck, my hand just naturally hangs right there ready to grab it.
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Jesus: "Christ, that's it... oh me... I'm... I'm about to cum!"
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He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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(February 5, 2015 at 7:30 pm)KUSA Wrote: I can't understand why jebus would care if I stroke my dong. I mean fuck, my hand just naturally hangs right there ready to grab it.

Clear evidence of intelligent design!
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(February 5, 2015 at 7:03 pm)Tonus Wrote:


And how wrong they were.

I wonder what else they were wrong about. Thinking
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And Jesus freaks still believe in this shit
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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I've seen this kind of thing before. Someone posted that in reverse, and the last picure was a map of the Mediterranean, and a circle pointing to the area where all the events the bible described happened. Aside from the supposed worldwide flood.

Also there have been maps that show a dome over the world, with the sun and moon being under the dome. They thought stars were cracks in the home where heaven's light shone through. Now modern people have to put their god in a non physical plane, when the most common feature of heaven in artwork is clouds. I don't think they were talking about a spiritual plane of existence. Some people say he created the universe, yet there's already a world of liquid water around before Genesis starts talking about what Yahweh does.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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That's a great map so, here it is.

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Yep, that's it. Perspective indeed.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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