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RE: Are you going to let him do that?
August 22, 2019 at 6:49 pm
What's even scarier is my dog has no idea where my face has been.
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RE: Are you going to let him do that?
August 22, 2019 at 7:05 pm
(August 22, 2019 at 6:46 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: The cat.
He was just licking his ass 5 minutes ago - now you're picking him up and letting him lick your face?
Jesus.
Are you going to let the dog t- bag you as well?
"A dog's mouth is cleaner than a humans !"
I'll only agree to that if I see you licking the dog's ass.....
Pet owners. Only they make Scientologists sound sane by comparison.

My cats don’t get to lick my face, though I have had one lick my hair when I’m in the bath.
I was also once given quite a painful bite by a friends yappy rat, which was not impressed when I bit his tail back.
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RE: Are you going to let him do that?
August 22, 2019 at 8:44 pm
I eat ass too. Just not my own. I don't care if my cat licks me.
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