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#3261
RE: Random Thoughts
November 28, 2019 at 5:05 am
I tripple dog dare Atlas to say, Eye Yam Sofa King We Todd Did.
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#3262
RE: Random Thoughts
November 28, 2019 at 5:20 am
For some reason my tailbone hurts like hell. Must be the chair I'm sitting on.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 28, 2019 at 6:09 am (This post was last modified: November 28, 2019 at 6:09 am by Little lunch.)
Does the chair have a name?
Is it Percy?
Nothing I say makes cents.




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RE: Random Thoughts
November 28, 2019 at 9:00 am (This post was last modified: November 28, 2019 at 9:01 am by WinterHold.)
(November 28, 2019 at 4:36 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 28, 2019 at 3:38 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: w..........r.......................................................n......................ا...ززززززززززز...ظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظ..h
I dare a non-Arab to say the letter "ظ"

Squibble.

I put my arrows in my squibble; A squibble in the hand if better than 10 squibbles on a tree. The squibbles are ....tough
What the hell is a squibble
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#3265
RE: Random Thoughts
November 28, 2019 at 9:07 am
(November 28, 2019 at 9:00 am)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(November 28, 2019 at 4:36 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Squibble.

I put my arrows in my squibble; A squibble in the hand if better than 10 squibbles on a tree. The squibbles are ....tough
What the hell is a squibble

An arboreal rodent with a speech impediment.

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RE: Random Thoughts
November 28, 2019 at 10:35 am
(November 28, 2019 at 3:38 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: w..........r.......................................................n......................ا...ززززززززززز...ظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظظ..h
I dare a non-Arab to say the letter "ظ"

Come on, dude, say it!  Tongue

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RE: Random Thoughts
November 28, 2019 at 11:05 am
I just said it but not with my mouth.

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RE: Random Thoughts
November 28, 2019 at 11:30 am
That joke was a bit fartfetched
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Random Thoughts
November 28, 2019 at 12:01 pm (This post was last modified: November 28, 2019 at 12:01 pm by arewethereyet. Edit Reason: Can't spell. )
Is it a bad thing that I am thankful that my daughter's dumbass mother-in-law will not be part of our gathering today?

The father-in-law is almost as exciting to interact with as watching paint dry - but his presence means MIL will not be there...I might have to give him a hug.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 28, 2019 at 12:28 pm
(November 28, 2019 at 9:00 am)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(November 28, 2019 at 4:36 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Squibble.

I put my arrows in my squibble; A squibble in the hand if better than 10 squibbles on a tree. The squibbles are ....tough
What the hell is a squibble

It’s a nickly-nockly, but without the handle or brass plaque.

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