If the Titanic sunk today...

Went out last night to "Vics". A lovely Italian restaurant here in Sunbury.
I can confirm that when antipasta comes in contact with pasta, it will result in a catastrophic explosion in your bowels!

I fly, fly, fly...
I try, try, try...
To tell a human "hi"
To water a rose with a smile
To give a female a creampie
try..hi..smile..

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write me a file..
Of poems..
Draw me a paper..
Of ..................................................
O......................................................
Of clones?

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1..2..3..
UNO ALTRE HANNACE

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Who the hell calls something "UNO"?? you know that stupid game where you move over a deck and when a special card comes you say "UNO"...

UNO...UNO....UNO....UNO

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I'M A HUMAN

If many European surnames came from the person’s occupation (Carpenter, Fletcher, Smith, etc.), what the fuck did Ramsbottom do??

(December 4, 2019 at 1:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: If many European surnames came from the person’s occupation (Carpenter, Fletcher, Smith, etc.), what the fuck did Ramsbottom do??

Made comfortable seats for rams, so they'd have somewhere to rest their bottoms.

Boru

I strongly suspect that dinosaurs taste like chicken.

Boru

(December 4, 2019 at 2:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I strongly suspect that dinosaurs taste like chicken.

Boru

Perhaps chickens taste like dinosaurs.

Didn’t think of that did you, mr clever clogs??

KFV - Kentucky Fried Velociraptor

Boru

KFV - Kentucky Fried Victoria (Beckham)

Hot n Spicy!



any others?

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Have creationists ever thought that the human hand is perfectly shaped and designed for its intended role..... to bitchslap them in the face.