Beccs, have you been subscripted to riff raff nursing duties or something because of the crysis?

(March 20, 2020 at 7:51 am)ignoramus Wrote: Beccs, have you been subscripted to riff raff nursing duties or something because of the crysis?

Beccs in a nurse’s uniform. I’m gonna need some time to let that sink in.

Boru

(March 20, 2020 at 7:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:

(March 20, 2020 at 7:51 am)ignoramus Wrote: Beccs, have you been subscripted to riff raff nursing duties or something because of the crysis?

Beccs in a nurse’s uniform. I’m gonna need some time to let that sink in.

Boru

(Annoying whistling in background)

(March 20, 2020 at 8:11 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:

(March 20, 2020 at 7:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Beccs in a nurse’s uniform. I’m gonna need some time to let that sink in.

Boru

(Annoying whistling in background)

Stop it, that does terrible things to my blood pressure!

(March 18, 2020 at 8:22 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I'm writing this for posterior. If you are reading this some time in the future I will assume you joined the cannibal hordes.

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Day Three. Food stores gone. Originally estimated my supplies to last three months. Okay, so I'm a nervous eater. It's the fucking end of the world, man!

The good thing about having a hydrant in the front yard is I know which neighbors are likely to have dog food stored up.

And dogs. (Downloading Korean cookbook.)

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Day Five: Postal worker arrived. Total surprise. For him. He should have known better.

Food situation looks better, lots of long pig on the menu.

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Day Seven. Lured grackle swarm in with fake corn and netted 37 of them. Tedious to clean that many birds, and nearly impossible to not snack during the process.

I thought the electricity might come back on, I saw several neighbors chasing a Power and Light guy down the street. Should have let him fix the power THEN asked him if he'd like to stay for supper.

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Day 8: Thought I was finally going to get a little pussy today, but she is consistently faster than me. Probably smarter too. The stew pot awaits you!

Heard gunfire somewhere near the firehouse. Still meat on the hoof to be hand.

Amazon drone delivered my ramen order. Gave them five stars for reliability.

Lots of  pig on the menu? When did you eat the orange turd?

I have some standards.

(March 20, 2020 at 1:11 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I have some standards.  

I agree, that was low on my part. 

(March 20, 2020 at 1:13 pm)Brian37 Wrote:

(March 20, 2020 at 1:11 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I have some standards.  

I agree, that was low on my part. 

‘Long pig’ is a euphemism for human flesh used as food for humans. Apparently, we taste a lot like pork.

Boru

(March 20, 2020 at 1:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:

(March 20, 2020 at 1:13 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I agree, that was low on my part. 

‘Long pig’ is a euphemism for human flesh used as food for humans. Apparently, we taste a lot like pork.

Boru

I taste like pussy.

We are what we eat.

I had a coworker that was a special kind of cray. He said he came from the future, told me a lot about it, like in the future everyone is called "Mr John", and that was what he called everone. He told me, he was building a time machine to go back. When I heard he was going to leave work, he told me he finished it and going back to the future. I asked him what would be the next lottery numbers, but he didn't know because his neural connection to the singularity (he said it was the future internet), didn't work in these times...

So he went, never heard from him again. What can I say? Farewell Mr John.