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Pandemic survival diary.
#61
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 2:44 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 20, 2020 at 2:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I would never wear the slutty nurse outfit, especially at work.

Slutty vamp outfit, definitely.

THEN DO THAT!!!

Boru

I have.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#62
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 2:37 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 20, 2020 at 2:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Cannibalism could actually have a place in the penal system if people weren’t so squeamish.

You make a sincere, concerted effort to rehabilitate first offenders.

Second offenders eat the third offenders.

There are no fourth offenders.

Boru

Not sure what you are getting at. 

But Trump is every level of fucked nobody should want to be part of.

Even if I ate his pinky and that got me a blojob from Anjelina Jolie, and meant I could survive personally, how the fuck would doing that benefit the rest of humanity?

Well, there are plenty of animals that DON’T carry lunch boxes.  Didn’t think about that, did you?

And it’s ‘Angelina’.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#63
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 2:45 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 20, 2020 at 2:44 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: THEN DO THAT!!!

Boru

I have.

Pics video or it didn’t happen.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#64
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
I've been on a course in dealing with large outbreaks, epidemics, and pandemics over the past couple of days. Hence me not being online.

Going to potentially be a busy few weeks.

I'm in Auckland for the next few days.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#65
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 3:31 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I've been on a course in dealing with large outbreaks, epidemics, and pandemics over the past couple of days.  Hence me not being online.

Going to potentially be a busy few weeks.  

I'm in Auckland for the next few days.

Good-o. Sooner see you busy with work than with other...things.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#66
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 2:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 20, 2020 at 2:37 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Not sure what you are getting at. 

But Trump is every level of fucked nobody should want to be part of.

Even if I ate his pinky and that got me a blojob from Anjelina Jolie, and meant I could survive personally, how the fuck would doing that benefit the rest of humanity?

Well, there are plenty of animals that DON’T carry lunch boxes.  Didn’t think about that, did you?

And it’s ‘Angelina’.

Boru

You are correct Sir.
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#67
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 2:37 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 20, 2020 at 2:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Cannibalism could actually have a place in the penal system if people weren’t so squeamish.

You make a sincere, concerted effort to rehabilitate first offenders.

Second offenders eat the third offenders.

There are no fourth offenders.

Boru

Not sure what you are getting at. 

But Trump is every level of fucked nobody should want to be part of.

Even if I ate his pinky and that got me a blojob from Anjelina Jolie, and meant I could survive personally, how the fuck would doing that benefit the rest of humanity?

Well, the potential benefits are there.

It means there's a little less of Trump in the world and, if it's recorded, we get to see Angelina's bj technique.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#68
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 3:50 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 20, 2020 at 2:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Well, there are plenty of animals that DON’T carry lunch boxes.  Didn’t think about that, did you?

And it’s ‘Angelina’.

Boru

You are correct Sir.

I know.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#69
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 3:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 20, 2020 at 2:37 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Not sure what you are getting at. 

But Trump is every level of fucked nobody should want to be part of.

Even if I ate his pinky and that got me a blojob from Anjelina Jolie, and meant I could survive personally, how the fuck would doing that benefit the rest of humanity?

Well, the potential benefits are there.

It means there's a little less of Trump in the world and, if it's recorded, we get to see Angelina's bj technique.

Some people labour under the delusion that there’s such a thing as a ‘bad’ bj. Unless you draw blood or bite it off, you’ve done an acceptable job.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#70
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
Most people have no idea how to do oral sex.
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