Posts: 67304
Threads: 140
Joined: June 28, 2011
Reputation:
162
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 20, 2020 at 4:41 pm
No sense in arguing him into it. Not with the sort of line that trade would create.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Posts: 3297
Threads: 179
Joined: April 29, 2012
Reputation:
24
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 20, 2020 at 4:47 pm
(March 20, 2020 at 4:40 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Most people have no idea how to do oral sex.
True, but talking about it is a poor substitute! 
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups
Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!
Posts: 19881
Threads: 324
Joined: July 31, 2016
Reputation:
34
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 20, 2020 at 4:48 pm
(March 20, 2020 at 4:47 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: (March 20, 2020 at 4:40 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Most people have no idea how to do oral sex.
True, but talking about it is a poor substitute!
My first bj was fifty-five years ago, and that lady knew the topic thoroughly.
Posts: 9538
Threads: 410
Joined: October 3, 2018
Reputation:
17
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 20, 2020 at 5:03 pm
(March 20, 2020 at 4:48 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (March 20, 2020 at 4:47 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: True, but talking about it is a poor substitute!
My first bj was fifty-five years ago, and that lady knew the topic thoroughly. For stellar head - date a Catholic girl.......
Or better yet - a lapsed Catholic.....
..
Posts: 35353
Threads: 205
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation:
146
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 20, 2020 at 5:11 pm
(March 20, 2020 at 4:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (March 20, 2020 at 3:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Well, the potential benefits are there.
It means there's a little less of Trump in the world and, if it's recorded, we get to see Angelina's bj technique.
Some people labour under the delusion that there’s such a thing as a ‘bad’ bj. Unless you draw blood or bite it off, you’ve done an acceptable job.
Boru
Sneezing.
Just saying...
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Posts: 46480
Threads: 543
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation:
109
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 20, 2020 at 5:14 pm
(This post was last modified: March 20, 2020 at 5:16 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(March 20, 2020 at 5:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (March 20, 2020 at 4:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Some people labour under the delusion that there’s such a thing as a ‘bad’ bj. Unless you draw blood or bite it off, you’ve done an acceptable job.
Boru
Sneezing.
Just saying...
Which is frequently the prelude to drawing blood. Or worse.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Posts: 46480
Threads: 543
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation:
109
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 20, 2020 at 5:15 pm
(March 20, 2020 at 4:40 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Most people have no idea how to do oral sex.
And people who don’t like it should just keep their mouths shut.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Posts: 3297
Threads: 179
Joined: April 29, 2012
Reputation:
24
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 20, 2020 at 5:51 pm
(March 20, 2020 at 5:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (March 20, 2020 at 4:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Some people labour under the delusion that there’s such a thing as a ‘bad’ bj. Unless you draw blood or bite it off, you’ve done an acceptable job.
Boru
Sneezing.
Just saying...
Nasty... you might end up jewish!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups
Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!
Posts: 35353
Threads: 205
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation:
146
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 20, 2020 at 6:07 pm
(March 20, 2020 at 5:51 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: (March 20, 2020 at 5:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Sneezing.
Just saying...
Nasty... you might end up jewish!
I discovered recently that I'm 1/72 Jew.
So, while not completely, you could say I'm Jew-ish...
Oy!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Posts: 19881
Threads: 324
Joined: July 31, 2016
Reputation:
34
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 20, 2020 at 7:07 pm
(March 20, 2020 at 5:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (March 20, 2020 at 4:40 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Most people have no idea how to do oral sex.
And people who don’t like it should just keep their mouths shut.
Boru
Or at least don't try to cram it down other people's throat. 
|
