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Pandemic survival diary.
#51
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
So you never found out what he tasted like?
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#52
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
I think I could only consider cannibalism in the most extreme emergency. Or if, you know, no one was looking.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#53
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 2:03 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I think I could only consider cannibalism in the most extreme emergency. Of if, you know, no one was looking.

Boru

Cannibalism isn't for everyone.

Just the survivors.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#54
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 2:03 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I think I could only consider cannibalism in the most extreme emergency. Of if, you know, no one was looking.

Boru

If the only way humanity could survive were to eat the orange turd, I'd say we are fucked.
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#55
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 12:31 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(March 20, 2020 at 8:11 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (Annoying whistling in background)
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Stop it, that does terrible things to my blood pressure!

But I'm not blonde, I have two eyes, and nurses don't dress like that.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#56
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 2:14 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 20, 2020 at 12:31 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Stop it, that does terrible things to my blood pressure!

But I'm not blonde, I have two eyes, and nurses don't dress like that.

We’re happy to give you some leeway. For example, you don’t need to dress in an actual nurse’s outfit. The Halloween version will be fine. Recommended, even.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#57
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 2:12 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 20, 2020 at 2:03 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I think I could only consider cannibalism in the most extreme emergency. Of if, you know, no one was looking.

Boru

If the only way humanity could survive were to eat the orange turd, I'd say we are fucked.

Cannibalism could actually have a place in the penal system if people weren’t so squeamish.

You make a sincere, concerted effort to rehabilitate first offenders.

Second offenders eat the third offenders.

There are no fourth offenders.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#58
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 2:25 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 20, 2020 at 2:14 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: But I'm not blonde, I have two eyes, and nurses don't dress like that.

We’re happy to give you some leeway. For example, you don’t need to dress in an actual nurse’s outfit. The Halloween version will be fine. Recommended, even.

Boru

I would never wear the slutty nurse outfit, especially at work.

Slutty vamp outfit, definitely.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#59
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 2:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 20, 2020 at 2:12 pm)Brian37 Wrote: If the only way humanity could survive were to eat the orange turd, I'd say we are fucked.

Cannibalism could actually have a place in the penal system if people weren’t so squeamish.

You make a sincere, concerted effort to rehabilitate first offenders.

Second offenders eat the third offenders.

There are no fourth offenders.

Boru

Not sure what you are getting at. 

But Trump is every level of fucked nobody should want to be part of.

Even if I ate his pinky and that got me a blojob from Anjelina Jolie, and meant I could survive personally, how the fuck would doing that benefit the rest of humanity?
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#60
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 2:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 20, 2020 at 2:25 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: We’re happy to give you some leeway. For example, you don’t need to dress in an actual nurse’s outfit. The Halloween version will be fine. Recommended, even.

Boru

I would never wear the slutty nurse outfit, especially at work.

Slutty vamp outfit, definitely.

THEN DO THAT!!!

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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