I don't know how anyone can skite about hurting children when it's just so easy and fun that anybody could do it!

(April 22, 2020 at 11:39 pm)Fireball Wrote:

(April 22, 2020 at 11:06 pm)ignoramus Wrote: ^
She cheats. She's got skills which give her a scalpel!

FTFY

Hey, Valk, I recently recalled that I was going to be allowed to sit on your left side during various...activities. Or was that a fever dream? It was a few years ago.

No one sits on me.

But you can sit beside me when the genocides start.

(April 21, 2020 at 7:02 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:

(April 21, 2020 at 6:50 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Two more years until the Navy tells me if I can publish my book. I don't have my hopes up, some people aren't dead yet. Maybe God sent the virus to help me out there.

I need names, locations, descriptions, and to know how you feel about collateral damage...

Don't get between me and the target(s) and you'll be fine. Do get in the way and you won't feel any pain. Old Painless will see to that.

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(April 22, 2020 at 6:11 pm)Little lunch Wrote: Are all fat and ugly men gun enthusiasts?
Or is that just falsely represented by the tv?

You left out fat and ugly women, and their spawn.

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(April 23, 2020 at 4:57 am)Little lunch Wrote: I don't know how anyone can skite about hurting children when it's just so easy and fun that anybody could do it!

The Y-donor, for example.

I'm not a big eater of mango, but fuck I love that intoxicating smell, especially in my buds.

(April 23, 2020 at 7:16 am)Little lunch Wrote: I'm not a big eater of mango, but fuck I love that intoxicating smell, especially in my buds.

That's gotta be an improvement. Back in the day the really stony weed smelled like cat piss....

(April 23, 2020 at 5:28 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:

(April 22, 2020 at 11:39 pm)Fireball Wrote: FTFY

Hey, Valk, I recently recalled that I was going to be allowed to sit on your left side during various...activities. Or was that a fever dream? It was a few years ago.

No one sits on me.

But you can sit beside me when the genocides start.

To the left side of you. 

(April 23, 2020 at 8:27 am)onlinebiker Wrote:

(April 23, 2020 at 7:16 am)Little lunch Wrote: I'm not a big eater of mango, but fuck I love that intoxicating smell, especially in my buds.

That's gotta be an improvement. Back in the day the really stony weed smelled like cat piss....

When someone in this house goes to the garage to partake I figure he's let in an unhappy skunk.

Why do so many obituaries say that so-and-so died of 'natural causes'?  Has anyone ever died from un-natural causes?

Boru

(April 26, 2020 at 5:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Why do so many obituaries say that so-and-so died of 'natural causes'?  Has anyone ever died from un-natural causes?

Boru

He pissed me off, so naturally I killed him.

(April 26, 2020 at 5:02 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:

(April 26, 2020 at 5:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Why do so many obituaries say that so-and-so died of 'natural causes'?  Has anyone ever died from un-natural causes?

Boru

He pissed me off, so naturally I killed him.

EXACTLY!  Whether someone dies of heart disease, a gunshot, a car crash, or is terminated with extreme valkiness, it's STILL a natural cause.

Boru