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Random Thoughts
RE: Random Thoughts
Confession time:

As some of you may have suspected, I'm not really Beccs. I'm her clone from the future.

Normally I'm not supposed to reveal the future but there are a few points I need to make.

1. Boru. Enjoy your time as President of The United Province of Oceania, Part of the Federated Republic of Beccovia.

2. Americans. I'm sorry but I told you not to resist. If it's any consolation, the survivors didn't include Trump or his cabinet. Or his supporters. Or their family and friends.

3. Iggy. March 27 2025. It was painless and quick and you didn't feel a thing.

4. Brewer. We got together that one time in 2028. Like Iggy, it was quick and I didn't feel a thing. Tongue

5. The real Beccs died in 2044 when "rebels" tried to recapture London. Her doomsday weapon decimated the city, and the Lost Island of Britain is, in my time, a huge tourist attraction, but she got the "rebels".

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Thoughts
I'm just honored that you went out of your way for me.

(I bet I was important some time in the future! Did I create something to save the world? Was I the new messiah? I knew I was more than a bum!)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Thoughts
(April 28, 2020 at 1:05 am)ignoramus Wrote: I'm just honored that you went out of your way for me.

(I bet I was important some time in the future! Did I create something to save the world? Was I the new messiah? I knew I was more than a bum!)

"Assistant Chief Eunuch"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Thoughts
Cranky

(yells abuse at her in a soft high pitched voice!)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Thoughts
(April 28, 2020 at 1:22 am)ignoramus Wrote: Cranky

(yells abuse at her in a soft high pitched voice!)

MUTE Assistant Chief Eunuch.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Thoughts
Oh, and theFAKEJW: No one really expected your whole cult to go Jonestown worldwide in 2027.

So it was at gun point. And "assisted".

But the whole mass suicide was completely unexpected by those who didn't "plan" it.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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The Vatican was left untouched? A remarkable display of humble forgiveness I must say!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Thoughts
(April 28, 2020 at 3:32 am)ignoramus Wrote: The Vatican was left untouched? A remarkable display of humble forgiveness I must say!

What vatican?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Thoughts
Quote:1. Boru. Enjoy your time as President of The United Province of Oceania, Part of the Federated Republic of Beccovia.

I assume this is going to be a largely ceremonial post, correct?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Thoughts
VA is going to pick up the tab for my cervical spine surgery. Levitate
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