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#3751
RE: Random Thoughts
April 28, 2020 at 12:43 am
Confession time:

As some of you may have suspected, I'm not really Beccs. I'm her clone from the future.

Normally I'm not supposed to reveal the future but there are a few points I need to make.

1. Boru. Enjoy your time as President of The United Province of Oceania, Part of the Federated Republic of Beccovia.

2. Americans. I'm sorry but I told you not to resist. If it's any consolation, the survivors didn't include Trump or his cabinet. Or his supporters. Or their family and friends.

3. Iggy. March 27 2025. It was painless and quick and you didn't feel a thing.

4. Brewer. We got together that one time in 2028. Like Iggy, it was quick and I didn't feel a thing. Tongue

5. The real Beccs died in 2044 when "rebels" tried to recapture London. Her doomsday weapon decimated the city, and the Lost Island of Britain is, in my time, a huge tourist attraction, but she got the "rebels".

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#3752
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April 28, 2020 at 1:05 am (This post was last modified: April 28, 2020 at 1:05 am by ignoramus.)
I'm just honored that you went out of your way for me.

(I bet I was important some time in the future! Did I create something to save the world? Was I the new messiah? I knew I was more than a bum!)
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#3753
RE: Random Thoughts
April 28, 2020 at 1:06 am
(April 28, 2020 at 1:05 am)ignoramus Wrote: I'm just honored that you went out of your way for me.

(I bet I was important some time in the future! Did I create something to save the world? Was I the new messiah? I knew I was more than a bum!)

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#3754
RE: Random Thoughts
April 28, 2020 at 1:22 am
Cranky

(yells abuse at her in a soft high pitched voice!)
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#3755
RE: Random Thoughts
April 28, 2020 at 1:23 am
(April 28, 2020 at 1:22 am)ignoramus Wrote: Cranky

(yells abuse at her in a soft high pitched voice!)

MUTE Assistant Chief Eunuch.

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#3756
RE: Random Thoughts
April 28, 2020 at 1:49 am
Oh, and theFAKEJW: No one really expected your whole cult to go Jonestown worldwide in 2027.

So it was at gun point. And "assisted".

But the whole mass suicide was completely unexpected by those who didn't "plan" it.

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#3757
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April 28, 2020 at 3:32 am (This post was last modified: April 28, 2020 at 3:32 am by ignoramus.)
The Vatican was left untouched? A remarkable display of humble forgiveness I must say!
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#3758
RE: Random Thoughts
April 28, 2020 at 4:33 am
(April 28, 2020 at 3:32 am)ignoramus Wrote: The Vatican was left untouched? A remarkable display of humble forgiveness I must say!

What vatican?

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RE: Random Thoughts
April 28, 2020 at 4:54 am (This post was last modified: April 28, 2020 at 4:54 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Quote:1. Boru. Enjoy your time as President of The United Province of Oceania, Part of the Federated Republic of Beccovia.

I assume this is going to be a largely ceremonial post, correct?

Boru
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#3760
RE: Random Thoughts
April 28, 2020 at 6:44 am
VA is going to pick up the tab for my cervical spine surgery. Levitate
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